What unhappy beings men are! They constantly waver between false hopes and silly fears, and instead of relying on reason they create… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Dormouse looked out, and he said with a sigh: "I suppose all these people know better than I. It was silly,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People shouldn't be embarrassed just because they get caught acting a little silly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She did not shut it properly because she knew that it is very silly to shut oneself into a wardrobe, even if… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anytime a bird takes a crap on my car, I eat an entire plate of scrambled eggs on my porch. Just to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What can we know? What are we all? Poor silly half-brained things peering out at the infinite, with the aspirations of angels… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think the woman who invented the phrase 'All Men Are The Same' was a chinese woman who lost her husband in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women and Washing Machines are similar in a way, you have to use your hands in their absence. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you watch Jaws backwards; it's actually a film about a shark that throws up so many people that they have to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cuddling is cute and fun until kissing happens then well, shit gets real. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I knew there was a reason I didnt turn you into a banana slug." Leonid'd eyes widened. "No banana slug! Please!" "It… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when I forget to turn my swag off at night and I wake up covered in b*tches. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear spiders, if I see you outside, I will let you live. But if I see you in my house, I will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards...it's actually about a magical boat that saves people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A good friend helps you when you fall. A Best Friends laughs in your face and trips you again! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One must be a little foolish if one does not want to be even more stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A BOY CAN MEET 1O GIRLS, F*CK 9 , TALK TO 8 , LAUGH WITH 7 , RUN BEHIND 6 , LIKE… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was wondering why cars got bigger as they got closer, then it hit me... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you don't have an iPhone I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 Emojis & you can't see none. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you walk into a spider web,,, and you instantly become a kung fu master... amazing — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most of us don't need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I lent a blind man some money ane he said he will give it to me the next time he sees me.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Most people are too silly to be truly interested in any thing. They herd together like cattle, and do not know what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a red head guy works at a bakery, does that make him a ginger bread man? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug and whisper, 'Who did this to you?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower? Of course not. Don't be silly. Even if I didn't use it in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to work in revelations, not just spin silly tales for money. I want to fish as deep down as possible… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A silly idea is current that good people do not know what temptation means. This is an obvious lie. Only those who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am one boob, you are the other boob and together? We are breast friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What did the Ocean say to the other Ocean?...Nothing they just Waved...Did you Sea what I did there?...I'm Shore you did! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would never withhold information about the murder of my man Biggie, or anybody else. It's just silly and ridiculous. The accusations… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
