“And instead of singing in the shower I would write out the lyrics of my favorite songs, the ink would turn the… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
I think a writer's job is to provoke questions. I like to think that if someone's read a book of mine, they've… — Doris Lessing Copy Share Image
Hopefully the only things off-limits are crummy jokes, but being a standup comedian, I know that's not always the case... You know… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
The pop artists did images that anybody walking down Broadway could recognize in a split second — comics, picnic tables, men’s trousers,… — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
Someone's killed 100,000 people. We're almost going, "Well done! You killed 100,000 people? You must get up very early in the morning!… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Today I will gratefully receive all the gifts that life has to offer me. I will receive the gifts of sunlight and… — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
Pleasure is to a woman what the sun is to the flower: if moderately enjoyed, it beautifies, it refreshes, and it improves;… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
You set the standards for how you will be treated. People will treat you the exact way you treat yourself. So be… — Iyanla Vanzant Copy Share Image
Then they have the audacity to go shopping and pick out their own gifts. I want to know who the first person… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
What was the question? ...Oh. Where do I get my crazy ideas? Answer: sleep-fairy, walk-fairy, shower-fairy. Book-fairy. And in these last few… — Richard Bach Copy Share Image
When you live with a woman you learn something every day. So far I have learned that long hair will clog up… — Audrey Niffenegger Copy Share Image
I see myself as a huge dork that laughs at my own jokes and forgets to shower sometimes. — Lauren Gardner Copy Share Image
One thing that happens when you're pregnant is that as your stomach starts to stretch. It itches! So I have to keep… — Padma Lakshmi Copy Share Image
So many gay jokes tonight about (James) Franco. Apparently if you're clean, well dressed and mildly cultured, you're super gay now. Is… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
Oh, for five hundred Elijahs, each one upon his Carmel , crying unto God, and we should soon have the clouds bursting… — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
I'm pretty low-maintenance, but I like my time to myself, and once you have a child, you have to fight for it.… — Gretchen Mol Copy Share Image
Experiment with this a little. During these days that you are here with me, don't nourish any desire for happiness, and then… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
Military glory-that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood-that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy... — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
The shower of answers to your prayers will continue to your dying hour. Nor will it cease then. When you pass out… — Ole Hallesby Copy Share Image
A heroin-thin boy with enough rings in his eyebrows to resemble a shower curtain rod... — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
Whether we're conscious of it or not, our work and personal lives are made up of daily rituals, including when we eat… — Chip Conley Copy Share Image
When fortune empties her chamber pot on your head, smile and say We are going to have a summer shower. — John A. Macdonald Copy Share Image
Blessings we enjoy daily, and for most of them, because they be so common, we forget to pay our praises. But let… — Izaak Walton Copy Share Image
