“I'm trying hard to be content with just knowing I'm better than everyone else, without having to demonstrate it all the time…people are much more surprised when you dislocate their shoulders or choke them unconscious or chase them down in… — Harrison Geillor Copy Share Image
“His attempt to manipulate his way into a car ride with me was adorable, in a way, like watching a newborn fawn try to… — Harrison Geillor Copy Share Image
“The moral complexities of vampire-human love matches made my head hurt, so I did what I always did when confronted with such a moral… — Harrison Geillor Copy Share Image
“I'm trying hard to be content with just knowing I'm better than everyone else, without having to demonstrate it all the time…people are much… — Harrison Geillor Copy Share Image
“Yes, but you did it all wrong. Here's the correct way: you make it look like an accident, and then, when I'm dead, you… — Harrison Geillor Copy Share Image
“It looked like the kind of place tailor-made for fourth of July parades and speeches by local politicians and ceremonies crowning the Pig Queen… — Harrison Geillor Copy Share Image
“First, Edwin was a vampire. Second, he loved me--or at least thought my blood smelled delicious, which, for a vampire, was probably the next… — Harrison Geillor Copy Share Image
“Wikipedia says I have Antisocial Personality Disorder, which is dumb, because I'm all kids of social--I love society, society is like the ocean to… — Harrison Geillor Copy Share Image
