“I'm not saying I'm an Alcoholic, but I do have prescription shot glasses” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“Life is a strong drink served up in an extremely short, and fragile shot glass. We shouldn't waste a single drop.” — Samantha Sotto Copy Share Image
You can make a very heavy and kind of dangerous 3-way shot glass out of a bowling ball. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“Here’s to losing Emerson, and finding Em again!” I raised the shot glass in the air.” — Kimberly Lauren Copy Share Image
“For way down there, in a shot glass's false bottom, everything was bound to turn out fine after all.” — Nelson Algren Copy Share Image
Shot glasses make me think of youth and a mode of drinking and living that was never mine, even when I was… — Rumaan Alam Copy Share Image
“The entire partying lifestyle was superficial in my experience, and most of my friendships were as deep as a shot glass and… — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
“You can take All the Drama in your world, put that in a Blender . . . AND . . . I… — Kevin Kolenda Copy Share Image
“A double shot of Laphroaig twenty-five-year-old, neat, please. And ask the bartender for a small shot glass of spring water, non-sparkling,” Gabriel… — Sylvain Reynard Copy Share Image
“Looking at dead bodies wasn’t really very high on her Things-Chess-Enjoys list. And yeah, her total knowledge on what people in relationships… — Stacia Kane Copy Share Image
“Don’t get offended at me for this,” he whispered, then his warmth disappeared and I whimpered at the loss. The hand not… — Kimberly Lauren Copy Share Image
Some fast food places, they have that ketchup pump. It's like a keg. They give you the paper shot glass. I always… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“What are the Hanged Man’s powers?” I tried to remember more about that player. “I don’t know,” Aric admitted. “I’ve never faced… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“Amanda handed me a full shot glass. “Amanda, Cassie’s had a lot to drink already tonight, don’t you think?” Xuan was like… — Kayla Cunningham Copy Share Image
“Hulk sat there silently for a moment, playing with the empty shot glass in his hand. “Well, I love you, too,” Hulk… — William T. Prince Copy Share Image
“A speck of saliva flew from Ida's mouth onto Ester's lower lip. When Ida released Ester's arm and left the toilets, Ester… — Alison Moore Copy Share Image
“Who dies best, the soldier who falls for your sake, or the fly in my whiskey-glass? The happy agony of the fly… — William T. Vollmann Copy Share Image
“What first comes across our minds About the stocky Mexican Pushing a mower across the lawn At 7 a.m. on a Saturday… — John Olivares Espinoza Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I hate this language with its false words like sunset. The sun does not set. It doesn't rise either. It just… — Jeffrey McDaniel Copy Share Image
Don't drink too much." "When I can spell out your name in shot glasses, I'll stop." "I'll have to get a shorter… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“If last night proved anything, it's that life is a strong drink served up in an extremely short - and fragile -… — Samantha Sotto Copy Share Image
“when life gives you lemons... ask for a shot glass and a bottle of vodka, because this is gonna be a long… — Keydia Marie Copy Share Image
“Liquor stars, and shot glass wishes. Here’s to drowning memories, and the sorrows that learned to swim.” — Cody Edward Lee Miller Copy Share Image
“it’s just that i am not afraid of blood which is also part of being a girl. but being the only girl… — Olivia Gatwood Copy Share Image
Wooo!’ he said, slamming his shot glass down and coughing a bit. ‘That’s good stuff.’ I agreed heartily. ‘Shall we do another… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
I built a leprechaun trap that was made to look like a tiny hotel. There was a ramp where the leprechaun could… — Alex Hirsch Copy Share Image
“There are food stations around the room, each representing one of the main characters. The Black Widow station is all Russian themed,… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
