I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
“Yeah, it's real easy to look in the mirror and be proud when you're wearing pleated shorts. And you know what's really pathetic? I don't even have any dividends to get tax-decreased. When'll they cut taxes on not-having-health-insurancends?” — David Rees Copy Share Image
