Dress for the weather. If its hot, wear shorts if you want to. Who cares what people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shorts are silly. Men in shorts are silly men. And silly is the very worst thing a man can be. — A. A. Gill Copy Share Image
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size Jockey shorts for his entire life. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Here, cover yourself with this and I'll wash your shorts." "Oh, I don't care if you see me," says Peeta. — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
I don't want to smoke cigars or go to stag parties, wear jockey shorts or pick up the check. — Shelley Winters Copy Share Image
A lot of shorts spend too much time setting up the idea; sometimes they meander. — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
I think a lot of people know me for just wearing cut-off denim shorts, an oversized white T-shirt with a pair of… — Erin Wasson Copy Share Image
“Things I’ve learned the hard way: #1) When you’re making a door-to-door sales pitch, make sure your shorts aren’t so short that… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Your Grandpa was a boxer in his youth. Sexiest thing I'd ever seen, let me tell you. He wore these short little… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
The one place you don't want to wear shorts is any major awards show. You can wear them to the Teen Choice… — Peter Som Copy Share Image
I went to an all-girls school in a uniform and always got detention for wearing colorful boxer shorts under my kilt. — Tory Burch Copy Share Image
Even a mentally challenged shark would figure out that sea turtles did not wear boxer shorts printed in flying piggies, and no… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
So I'm running in the park on Saturday, in shorts, thinking this [warm weather] is great, but are we all gonna die?… — Meredith Vieira Copy Share Image
One night, Don Henley called, and I told him, 'I'm washing dishes and bike shorts.' He said, 'It's in the domestic exercises… — Sheryl Crow Copy Share Image
Rowdy, hopped-up college kids pass us in an endless, noisy blur like they're being mass produced or squeezed out of a tube… — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
I do know this, though: I’m done pretending that the handful of racist gay white men out there—and they’re out there, and… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
“I look around. Everybody else is wearing boxer shorts. Everybody. Checkered ones and striped ones and cool skater brands like Joe Boxer… — Kenny Porpora Copy Share Image
Before the first World War women were arrested for smoking cigarettes in public, for using profanity, for appearing on beaches without stockings,… — Geoffrey Perret Copy Share Image
I wore basketball shorts and I basically dressed like Billie Eilish before Billie Eilish. I played basketball my entire life, and I… — Melissa Barrera Copy Share Image
A simple idea. And the man that worked on it, Mike Gabriel, doubled the value. Beautiful job. I should say triple. We… — Joe Grant Copy Share Image
I'll wear little dresses for a look and then it'll become only shorts for a while or only t-shirts for a while.… — Odeya Rush Copy Share Image
With women, my wiring shorts out. My senses respond to the physical and the chemical, the scent and sheen of her. Evil… — Paul Levine Copy Share Image
Catsuits were big for me in the '90s, and I had many of them. Even catsuits with shorts in them. — Soleil Moon Frye Copy Share Image
Before the Paralympic movement I definitely didn't like wearing shorts because people would stare at me. — Jessica Long Copy Share Image
On screen, if I have to wear shorts or bikini for a scene, I should have the body for that. — Parineeti Chopra Copy Share Image
He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts. — Andy Van Slyke Copy Share Image
“Whatever you guys call it. Man up. Get your panties out of a wad. Put on your big boy shorts. Grow a… — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, call me old fashioned but I think your shorts should be longer than your vagina. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I suppose my mother would have been proud of me. At least I was wearing clean shorts.” — J.A. Jance Copy Share Image
Leverage your brand. You shouldn't let two guys in a garage eat your shorts. — Guy Kawasaki Copy Share Image
It's really important to me to stick to my roots by doing what's West Coast: wearing T-shirts and shorts. — Kenny Stills Copy Share Image
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