Shorter Quotes · Page 3

With comedies, often shorter is better. You don't want to outstay your welcome.

— Christopher Miller

I haven't yet met a woman who told me, 'I wish I had shorter legs.'

— Christian Louboutin

Any time you take god out of something it just makes your life a little shorter

— Natalya Johnson

Although I'm shorter, all of my weight I carry in my back and my butt. That's where most of my weight is.

— Eddie Alvarez

I was genuinely starstruck when I met Kermit the Frog. Like many stars here tonight, he's a lot shorter in real life.

— Bret McKenzie

Who is shorter, me or David Silva? I don't know. Probably him.

— Juan Mata

“He wasn’t a Have, and he wasn’t a Have Not. He was a midget, so he was a shorter Haven’t.”

— Jarod Kintz

From my own personal standpoint, I've always preferred my hair shorter because it's just easier.

— Charlie White

[On vanity:] The nose of Cleopatra: if it had been shorter, the face of the earth would have changed.

— Blaise Pascal

The best things in life are not only free, but the line is shorter.

— Robert Breault

Even if the skies were shorter than my knees, I would not kneel.

— Cyrus the Great

When people ask me plz because it's shorter than please. I tell them no because it's shorter than yes .

— Anonymous

Had Twitter been invented earlier, my books would have been shorter.

— Tom Peters

If something is making us bored, we should probably keep it shorter.

— Andy Samberg

The protected place in space and time that we once called childhood has grown shorter.

— Mary Pipher

People say they want shorter, but really want something that rivets them. They've got endless time for great.

— Bob Lefsetz

It's easier to fall back into old behaviors when you come back to a place where you were a shorter person.

— Joseph Dougherty

People's attention spans are a little shorter these days. Same thing with food and movies.

— Billy Bob Thornton

Ladies, If Your Boyfriend Is Shorter Than 5'5, He Is Not Your Man... He Is Minion

— Anonymous

I like shorter jokes. I like fewer words. I think the more ideas there are the, the fewer words there should be.

— Demetri Martin

If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter.

— George Carlin

Do You Know Why Girls Are Shorter Than Men… Just To Hear The Men's Heart Beat…

— Ritu

When I get off the plane in England I always feel about two inches shorter.

— Alan Rickman

The likes of Ishant Sharma and Bhuvneshwar Kumar have done well, and so has Jasprit Bumrah in shorter formats.

— S. Sreesanth

I would rather be old for a shorter time than be old before my time.

— Michel de Montaigne

I'm used to compete at 135 pounds, and I know I will always be shorter than my opponents.

— Jessica Andrade

Interestingly, songs used to be short, then they became longer, and now they're getting shorter.

— Casey Kasem

Do you know why girls are shorter than boys??? Coz... When a boy hugs a girl she can listen to the beat…

— Richie

“Yours (now I'm even losing my name - it was getting shorter and shorter all the time and is now: Yours)”

— Franz Kafka

“I will lead you by a shorter way. You will be with your mother soon, but you will find the going hard.”

— Maurice Sendak

I made sure no butt cheek hung out. You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach's shorts were shorter than mine.

— Jessica Simpson

“I must apologize: if I had more time I would have written a shorter letter.”

— Greg McKeown