“Ain't never gone to be no asshole shortage. We got oil shortages, grain shortages, coal shortages, every kind of fuckin’ shortage you can think of, but there ain't no asshole shortage. Assholism is a dominant trait.” — Timothy Hallinan Copy Share Image
“Ain't never gone to be no asshole shortage. We got oil shortages, grain shortages, coal shortages, every kind of fuckin’ shortage you can think… — Timothy Hallinan Copy Share Image
“What was it like, being married to six actresses?" "Like being married to one of them. They're all pretty much alike." "Why'd you keep… — Timothy Hallinan Copy Share Image
The enemy is not the badly written page; it is the empty page the great advantage of a badly written page is that it… — Timothy Hallinan Copy Share Image
“Life is a gift. If we don't live it well, we are being ungrateful. And we have to love the ones who journey with… — Timothy Hallinan Copy Share Image
“Life is just there, to be made the best of, until it isn't. And that's all right, too.” — Timothy Hallinan Copy Share Image
“And you know women, they're both back there turning it into the crime of the century. Planting it in a little garden in the… — Timothy Hallinan Copy Share Image
It's responsible for the sloppiness and imprecision of the War on Terror, for example. It's responsible for taking people's tax dollars and spending the… — Timothy Hallinan Copy Share Image
“She gave me the slow nod women use to indicate that they understand our pain, they admire the courage with which we handle it,… — Timothy Hallinan Copy Share Image
“I let one of the men rename me. A man gave me the name Rose – you didn’t know that, did you, Poke?…He said,… — Timothy Hallinan Copy Share Image
“I heard what I'd learned against my will to identify as new age music. Aimless and spacey, it meandered from unresolved keyboard chord to… — Timothy Hallinan Copy Share Image
