“...in the background she can hear the shopping carts performing their clashy, anal copulations.” — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
Why do I always choose the shopping cart with the squeaky wheel? Is it my bad luck, or are all the carts… — Rachel Nichols Copy Share Image
Anytime I see someone blocking the aisle in the supermarket while talking on a phone, I want to ram that person with… — Richard Turner Copy Share Image
My parents were dishonest people. If it was my birthday, I knew my mother took me to the K-Mart and she stole… — Vincent Gallo Copy Share Image
“parents pushed shopping carts filled with boxes of all shapes and sizes, as well as screaming children of all shapes and sizes.… — Cindy Sample Copy Share Image
It would serve me better if they put shopping carts in the middle of the store where my pride realizes I have… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
STOREROOM: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The seasons don't matter to most of us anymore except as spectacles. In my county and in many places around this part… — Bill McKibben Copy Share Image
Wives are good on paper, at least. until they turn into harpies with sharp claws and open check books. Then they're kind… — Rob Campbell Copy Share Image
Crazy isn´t always what they say it is. It´s not always the old woman wearing sneakers and a skirt and a scarf,… — Marya Hornbacher Copy Share Image
