For all my haters, I just want you to know that there's no medicine for insecurities so better commit suicide! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Who are you? Why am I here? I want answers now or I want them eventually! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Girl you not only thick and have a fat ass, You are beautiful and all !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when someone talks shit about a person behind their back and calls them fake, but when that person happens to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never knew you could offend someone by masturbating. This couple just opened their closet and they look really pissed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Now, Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Without our immigrants, who will kick our field goals, or train our white tigers? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A slut is like the first piece of bread in a loaf, everyone touches it, but nobody wants it. — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
Just give me some advise! Don't bother with who it is! I told you already, you don't need to know who it… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada: Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image