Mike, I can't even get an erection. I tried taking Viagra. Popped one, popped two. I've been eating them like Skittles. -Marcus Burnett — Bad Boys 2 Copy Share Image
22 cars and a boat, totalled? How did hell you sink a boat? -Capt. Howard — Bad Boys 2 Copy Share Image
I've got so much brass up my ass that I can play the Star Spangled Banner. -Capt. Howard — Bad Boys 2 Copy Share Image
Now that's how you supposed to shoot! From now on, that's how you shoot! Oh man, I want my next partner to shoot like… — Bad Boys 2 Copy Share Image
I think we just broke the record for the number of gun fights in one week. -Marcus Burnett — Bad Boys 2 Copy Share Image
You're like a pitbull with that pink thing hanging out. -Marcus Burnett — Bad Boys 2 Copy Share Image
It ain't exactly a pool, man. It's like a big-ass puddle wrapped in blue plastic. -Mike Lowery — Bad Boys 2 Copy Share Image
We lost the coffin and you barbequed our lead, Mike. This has got to be the worst, most emotional cop week of my life.… — Bad Boys 2 Copy Share Image
See, that's that new spiritual shit my partner's on. Me? I actually prefer shooting motherfuckers. -Mike Lowery — Bad Boys 2 Copy Share Image
You know, Dan Marino should definitely buy this car. Well, not this one, 'cause I'm gonna fuck this one up. But he should definitely… — Bad Boys 2 Copy Share Image
