“One of the few times in a man's life when he is not full of shit!! The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough… — Jim Lawrence Copy Share Image
“We all have shit on our shoes. We've just got to realize it so we don't track it into the house.” — Karl Marlantes Copy Share Image
Gahhhh welp. I'm so disappointed. only 8 likes this week xDDD I need to get on more. blah:P fuck it — Ashley Copy Share Image
“God's grace is not defined as God being forgiving to us even though we sin. Grace is when God is a source… — Nadia Bolz-Weber Copy Share Image
Don't give any kinda fruit away this Halloween trick or treaters don't want that shit. Sincerely, kids — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Shit is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires. Hot as shit. Windy as shit.… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Now he sat alone; on a disabled starship about fifty years from anywhere on conversion drive – assuming he still had that.… — Christina Engela Copy Share Image
“If you schlep a shit job everyday, keep and feed a little secret life--whether it's writing, art, running, music, your thoughts. It's… — Don Roff Copy Share Image
“Everyone got a follower, how good or bad is all this shit, it's another topic… JUst leave it for later.” — Deyth Banger Copy Share Image
“Most people don’t have shit… But paper and pencils are cheap, that’s why I draw.” — Ida Løkås Copy Share Image
All of the tough shit i've endured will be the very same things that will carry me forth in my future. Watch! — Meesha B Copy Share Image
“I wonder either their God has turned old, sick or died, because even the religious people no more believe in shit.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“If you start to smell some of the shit, you start smelling all of the shit” — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
“It's easy to talk big, but the important thing is whether or not you clean up the shit.” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“Don't you know that nobody can make you be shit? You can only let it happen.” — Juxian Tang Copy Share Image
“It's not the shit we face that defines us, it's how we deal with it.” — Ahmed Mostafa Copy Share Image
There are times,I'm like a ghost.Every time my existence were lost.Sometimes I can't barely hold the pain it caused.Most of the time,… — Lo Copy Share Image
There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will… — Anthony Liccione Copy Share Image
“My stomach hurts, but if it's guilt or impacted stool, I can't tell. Either way, I'm so full of shit.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image