“Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons.” — Dan Florence Copy Share Image
“In geometry, whenever we had to find the area of a circle, pi * radius squared, I would get really hungry for pie. Square pie.” — Dan Florence Copy Share Image
“Sure we could replace war with paintball battles. But it would escalate to paint grenades, paint bombs, weapons of mass paint. I don’t want… — Dan Florence Copy Share Image
“Never second guess yourself. Or do, maybe. Whatever you feel good about.” — Dan Florence Copy Share Image
“Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons.” — Dan Florence Copy Share Image
“There’s no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor’s yard.” — Dan Florence Copy Share Image
