Shark Quotes

“Keep the SHark Alive”

— SlottedAloha

I don't get 'shark' - but who cares!

— Isaac

“I hope a shark tries to suck your cock!”

— Scott Lynch

I do my very best to avoid shark fin.

— Anthony Bourdain

Shark Week? How about Sloth Week?

— Anonymous

Shark. Bait. Hoo. Ha. Ha.

— Findin' Nemo :D

“Bad luck to your mother.”

— Earnest Hemingway

I see myself as a Shark.

— Joe Thornton

I hope you next period happens in a shark tank.

— Meh

I'm a shark, and I swam in a lot of different ponds, but I'm ready for the ocean.

— Matt Riddle

I am a shark, the ground is my ocean, and most people can't even swim.

— Rickson Gracie

“Liraz’s smile was like the love child of a shark and a scimitar.”

— Laini Taylor

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.

— Anonymous

'Eagle vs Shark' is a little film I could take risks with and make mistakes on.

— Taika Waititi

The only thing on the mind of a shark is to eat.

— Lil Wayne

I'd be a whale shark. I'd like to be the biggest. The winner. Size is always important.

— Claire Holt

Oh, the shark has pretty teeth, dear, And he shows them pearly white. Just a jackknife has Macheath, dear, And he keeps…

— Kurt Weill

“Well, Faye, dear, I’m sure Harlow’s sorry she didn’t think to ask if you’d been eaten by a shark. That’s totally on…

— Elle Lothlorien

I'm like a shark, right at the top of the food chain. I take what I want, when I want. I truly…

— Ricky Martin

Shark Tank's participatory. There's so many people on Twitter for this show, and they all feel like they're in the tank, making…

— Chris Sacca

I think the 'Jaws' shark and the 'Shark Night' shark would fall in love and make sweet babies.

— Chris Carmack

Shark Week is a great reminder there are fast-swimming creatures more intelligent than Ryan Lochte.

— Anonymous

I wanted a shark that's big enough to eat you, and in a large enough amount of liquid so that you could…

— Damien Hirst

Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you? Peter Bretter: Yeah, probably.

— Forgetting Sarah Marshall

I don't like the idea of being eaten by a shark. I like to swim in the ocean, and I think much…

— David Duchovny

A lot of people think it's insane to swim out in blue water with a great white shark, but my experience tells…

— Steve Backshall

Brody cannot believe the size of the creature, and with a classic, practical understatement tells Quint his assessment: You're gonna need a…

— Roy Scheider

Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even…

— Jack Handey

I'd always struggled with being a very depressed and anxious person in high school. If I had let that kind of dark…

— Michelle Zauner

I've sat looking down into a volcano that could blow at any moment; I've helped catch a shark and several rattlesnakes; I…

— Alan Alda

Most people catch them breaching from the surface when they're shooting out of the water. I have them breaching from underwater in…

— Michael Muller

Because the Asian market is so omnivorous, it affects all the shark populations up and down the Central and South American coast,…

— Peter Benchley

Sharks have everything a scientist dreams of. They're beautiful―God, how beautiful they are! They're like an impossibly perfect piece of machinery. They're…

— Peter Benchley

I often prefer the shapes within the raw materials to ‘do their thing’, as this makes it movre interesting for me. Sometimes…

— Ptolemy

“The Daily Grind by Stewart Stafford Crooked broker flashes teeth, Cannibal flesh on their napkin, The traffic jam zombie shuffle, Stars, take…

— Stewart Stafford

“I am glad not to be a Greenland shark; I don't have enough thoughts to fill five hundred years. But I find…

— Katherine Rundell

My nature, My personality; who I am. It all came to me last night, I'm a shark. Unlike others who can fly…

— Jorvan Robinson

“The night candle on the bedside table burst into spontaneous flame. The golden glow revealed a creature whose pale white skin was…

— Jordan L. Hawk

“Sharks are the most hardy and adaptable of any large animal ever created by evolution. Some smaller species like lampreys, horseshoe crabs,…

— Morten A. Strøksnes

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And…

— Bill Engvall