Shark Quotes · Page 3

There's still a lot of people out there who think the only good shark is a dead shark.

— Brian Skerry

There are plenty of fish in the sea, so don't settle for a shark.

— Kalvin Valentine

What's the inside of a shark smell like? I always thought it would smell like chicken.

— Judd Hirsch

I almost don't trust you if you don't like shark week.

— Anonymous

I'd be a whale shark. I'd like to be the biggest. The winner. Size is always important.

— Claire Holt

The only thing on the mind of a shark is to eat.

— Lil Wayne

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.

— Anonymous

'Eagle vs Shark' is a little film I could take risks with and make mistakes on.

— Taika Waititi

“I’d rather jump in a tank with a tiger shark than make love to his right hand. I don’t care if he…

— Jarod Kintz

I still have a day job, so I don't think I'll be a full-time Shark, but if they ever invited me back,…

— Troy Carter

I love pool because it's a game of strategy, a game of the eye, and your whole universe is like this. I…

— Peggy Lipton

Back in the day The Shark, Greg Norman, was someone I loved to watch and root for. Jack Nicklaus too.

— John Smoltz

“Galen is the shark. The shark is Galen. What I mean is, there is no shark. There's only Galen.”

— Anna Banks

When I read the scene where I'm actually chainsawing my way out of the belly of a shark, how could a guy…

— Ian Ziering

I'm always swimming forward like a shark. You just keep going and you don't rest. I love waking up knowing that I…

— Nile Rodgers

“At dawn a great shark mouth appears at the horizon smiling like a stupid angel and chewing silently on the sky.”

— China Miéville

'Eagle vs Shark' was about keeping myself sane. I wanted to go back to my comedy roots with people I trusted and…

— Taika Waititi

There are a few 'Raw Shark Texts' tattoos floating around the Internet now, so I'm gathering them up to post on my…

— Steven Hall

All the people I know who have been bitten by sharks are less afraid of sharks now. Every one of them. I…

— Laird Hamilton

I did catch a bull shark, and also accidentally caught two very large groupers. The bigger one was not far short of…

— Jeremy Wade

My favourite thorn belongs to the rose with a name like a mouthful of broken teeth, Rosa sericea pteracantha. It is grown…

— Monty Don

All right, you got that out of your system. Can I get back in the boat without you striking me again? Or…

— Jeaniene Frost

Well first of all, I think the phrase 'jump the shark' has jumped the shark. I read it in every article and…

— Lisa Edelstein

No matter how fast or how slow you get to the quarterback, it all goes to slow motion when you get there.…

— Mario Williams

“Liraz’s smile was like the love child of a shark and a scimitar.”

— Laini Taylor

I am a shark, the ground is my ocean, and most people can't even swim.

— Rickson Gracie

I hope you next period happens in a shark tank.

— Meh

I'm a shark, and I swam in a lot of different ponds, but I'm ready for the ocean.

— Matt Riddle

Passion, for me, is like a shark - it never stops moving.

— Jack White

You a shark in the water, Im just long john silver

— Lil Wayne

I don't know how many years I can play, but I want to retire as a Shark.

— Joe Thornton

Shark Week is the best thing to happen to TV in a while.

— Anonymous

“I'd rather get eaten by an epileptic shark.”

— Lilith Saintcrow

“A shark does not ask for permission to rule the waters.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

Boxing is like a cockroach, a shark. It survives.

— Teddy Atlas

I'm like a shark. I can't keep still. Some call me a workaholic.

— Asha Bhosle

Interesting fact: a shark will only attack you if you’re wet.

— Sean Lock

I don't think you can be a diver without a shark on the list.

— Natalie Dormer

“There is no such thing as a man-eating shark, only shark-eating men exist.”

— Melissa Haynes

We know shark's fin is a huge problem. In California now, you can't buy it or sell it.

— Ashlan Gorse Cousteau