Shark Week has reminded me that we really need to discuss your oral sex technique... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when Soul Surfer comes out on DVD the same week as Shark Week. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's celebrate Shark Week by drinking like fish and making people run away from us. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They should make a reality TV show called, 'Jersey Shore meets Shark Week.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Discovery Channel should give away free sweatpants to women whose monthly cycles sync up with Shark Week. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shark Week is a great reminder there are fast-swimming creatures more intelligent than Ryan Lochte. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
