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“Discovery Channel should give away free sweatpants to women whose monthly cycles sync up with Shark Week.”

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Shark Week has reminded me that we really need to discuss your oral sex technique...

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Answer to everything: its shark week

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That awkward moment when Soul Surfer comes out on DVD the same week as Shark Week.

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“Maybe periods wouldn’t be so frightening if we didn’t refer to them as “red tide” or “shark week” or any other euphemism that evokes…

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I used to watch Shark Week. I used to be like, 'Yeah, Shark Week!' but it's not like I was staying inside all week…

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“I love shark week, all kids swim for free”

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Well, everyone, welcome to Shark Week. Oh that's on CBS and there's been a lot of cutbacks, so it's just Friday night for a…

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Live every week like it's shark week.

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“Having a dick is one of the most dangerous things on the planet. How many people are eaten by sharks each year? How many…

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Im eating at the beat like you gave a little speed to a great white shark on shark week. Raw.

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I bet Seal is terrified of shark week.

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Let's celebrate Shark Week by drinking like fish and making people run away from us.

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