Any instructions?” Carpenter said. “Yeah,” Shane said. “Shoot anybody who looks at Agnes funny. And anybody else you don’t like. I’m getting tired of this shi*.” “Somebody needs a hug,” Carpenter said. “Humor,” Shane said. “Har. — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
Okay, Shane," Agnes said as Brenda's clock gonged midnight. "I got Joey in the kitchen, a cop in the front hall, a dead body in the basement, and you in my bedroom. Where do you want to start? — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“She gave Rachel her usual obsessively loving smile, including Phin in it, too, as her future son-in-law. Such a nice couple , her smile… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
Your cat just got cat hair on me.” “It’s only fair,” Min said. “Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him. — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
Look, I'm not ready for you," Min said. "I'm not prepared. I don't have any defenses when you're around. I make these plans and… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“She had to be the calmest woman in the world. Either that or she trusted him completely. That was depressing somehow. He went to… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“He picked up the biscuit box and said, "Come on, Marlene. Back into hiding in case somebody comes looking for you, although only God… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
Can we go to work now? Because we're about a minute away from breaking out the ice cream and talking about our feelings, and… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“At eleven, Kate woke Jake up when she went searching in the cooler for juice. "You know, you used to be peaceful," he grumbled.… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
This is a woman you've known less than twelve hours. It took you a year to pick out a couch, but you're seriously—" “Yes,”… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“Gabe turned his head to look up at her. The moon came through the skylight and backlit Chloe's short blonde curls, making her look… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
