There's nothing worse than a violent beating from an unremarkable person. Physical violence with someone is too much like shagging them. Too… — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
In a love scene that's really advantageous because you don't have that horrible moment of: "We don't really know what we're supposed… — James McAvoy Copy Share Image
When you're just shagging girls, you can talk about it, but once it gets real, then you don't. — Stephan Jenkins Copy Share Image
Right, then, mate, terribly sorry for my unspeakable rudeness, and I do beg your pardon. I can only say that it was… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
How galling to watch someone who looks like you, who basically is you, do all the shagging you didn't get to do. — David Tennant Copy Share Image
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I don't know how long i could be a vet before i got bored and started shagging stuff. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy! — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
I'd never really wanted to have a really 'private' life before. But when somebody starts delving into it and printing details through… — Jarvis Cocker Copy Share Image
“... "shagging" - a quasi-comical activity, like belching or farting, except it was more taboo and more necessary than these.” — Amit Chaudhuri Copy Share Image
Once you've been with each other in a primal, shagging state, it's hard to talk about the weather. — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
My neck and shoulders are killing me. Hard to focus on writing about murder, doom, shagging, our hopeless future & other comedy… — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
I am not motivated by recognition, I just do things I like doing - racing, shagging, eating and drinking. — David Coulthard Copy Share Image
“What kind of a turnip are you? Are you fucking stupid? She didn’t shag these blokes out of revenge. She shagged them… — Karl Wiggins Copy Share Image
Tabloids invoke freedom of speech, but they're not interested in that, they're just interested in who's shagging whom, who's got drunk. And… — Jarvis Cocker Copy Share Image
I'm not Mother Teresa. But I'm not Frank Bough, either. I am getting older and a bit more sensible. I'm not going… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
If I had to choose between dribbling past 5 players and scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging miss world, it'd… — George Best Copy Share Image
