“I’m trying to maintain that perfect alcohol equilibrium between euphoria and dulled senses—I call it dullphoria. My personal dullphoria rule, as long as I know my name, the name of the current president of the United States—which I can verify… — Jason Rose Copy Share Image
“I’m trying to maintain that perfect alcohol equilibrium between euphoria and dulled senses—I call it dullphoria. My personal dullphoria rule, as long as I… — Jason Rose Copy Share Image
“Patience is a powerful tool for sharks and lawyers—two creatures that are often mistaken for one another.” — Jason Rose Copy Share Image
“Is a group of spiders really called a clutter? Like a gaggle of geese, a pack of wolves, a murder of crows? A clutter… — Jason Rose Copy Share Image
“I’ve had my first dose of caffeine and I’m ready to dole some out justice.” — Jason Rose Copy Share Image
“Fear makes smart men, make bad choices, and I can’t think of a night in my life, where I made more bad choices than… — Jason Rose Copy Share Image
“Let me tell you what I actually know, I actually know you’re a dick and it sounds like you’re part of a click of… — Jason Rose Copy Share Image
