Well, I don't ever get excited. I haven't been excited since I got a Chopper bicycle when I was about 12. Once you get older you realise there's always a catch to everything. So when I get, say, a commission… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
In my local newspaper, they had this advert: 'please look after your neighbours in the cold weather'. I live next door to this 84-year-old… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
One of my friends went on a murder weekend... now he is doing life for it. — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
Mmmm... the comedy that matters is the comedy you pull out of thin air. It's a bit like when something funny has happened and… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
Depression is something that has always figured in my life but now I'm dealing with it. I wish I'd done this years ago because… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
They call it 'surfing' the net. It's not surfing. It's typing in your bedroom — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
The film industry is like Anne Robinsonalways on the look-out for a new face — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
And people are intrigued if I really am as grumpy in real life. People feel a bit let down if I'm laughing or smiling. — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
I was on various anti-depressants, but not for long - I didn't function very well on them. I felt sort of flattened out. — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
I have had issues with depression all my life, and it's probably true to say there was a tendency towards it even when I… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
The good thing about 'Have I Got News For You' is it's a compact show but it still gives everyone space to breathe, and… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
I was so keen to become a comedian that actually doing the comedy itself almost came second. — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
