Sometimes life has a cruel sense of humor, giving you the thing you always wanted at the worst time possible. — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
If you don't have a sense of humor, you'll hurt yourself arguing with me. — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
I was blessed with 7 senses.. the last 2 are common- and humor- — Mishan Amithab Kasiparsad Copy Share Image
Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas. — Thomas Lansing Masson Copy Share Image
I think it's important to have a good sense of humor and joke around with your kids. That's what I do a… — Stanley Tucci Copy Share Image
Bands from Akron have a sense of humor and don't tend to take themselves too seriously. — Dan Auerbach Copy Share Image
“Maybe they are militaristic, overly programmed, and somewhat lacking in a sense of humor.” — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
I have a funny sense of humor. If I was a comedian and I was up on stage, people would think that's… — Lil B Copy Share Image
5 Things I Find Attractive; A woman with a good sense of humor. A pretty smile. Bright eyes. Soft hair. A horrifying… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Oh, God, oh, God. A sense of humor. She’d thought the hardly-even-a-hint she’d caught of it a while back had been a… — Susan Andersen Copy Share Image
“Finding any semblance of unity would require extraordinary pattern-recognition skills, a keen imagination, and a hearty sense of humor” — Paul Halpern Copy Share Image
“ When God created the Earth, he had such a sick wicked sense of humor. He made everything that’s wrong feel really,… — Miranda Kenneally Copy Share Image
My mother was always the one with the dark, really filthy sense of humor. She was a vulgar woman. She used to… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
In comedy, you have to do all of the same stuff you do in drama and then put the comedy on top… — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
I started out of course with Hemingway when I learned how to write. Until I realized Hemingway doesn't have a sense of… — Elmore Leonard Copy Share Image
The early symptoms of the disease [California Curse], which break out almost on arrival in Hollywood, are a sense of exaggerated self-importance… — Elinor Glyn Copy Share Image
The original WAS a fun film. [Paul] Verhoeven made a couple of 'Robocops' that were so great, too. I think the level… — Colin Farrell Copy Share Image
“I’m not here because I want you to impress me with your cooking. You already impress me because of who you are.… — Rachel Higginson Copy Share Image
Imagine if you've got the diva of all divas. If we've got to be somewhere at five or six o'clock, I tell… — Nick Cannon Copy Share Image
Nobody else even approaches the trumpet like [Sweets Edison] does: Never too much and always plenty. He's the greatest trumpet player to… — Ella Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
Lights! Lights would be very good right now! (Amanda) Since they hurt my eyes to the point I can barely see, no… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
To me, being funny is more important than making a point, but I don't know. Most politicians are so interested in making… — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
There's usually a sense of humor about all of it. It is what it is. I had two characters that were equally… — Pablo Schreiber Copy Share Image
How to Start a Conversation and make Friends 1. Be receptive to new ideas 2. Be the first to say hello 3.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Jep has turned into an excellent cameraman. He shoots our Duckman videos and does a lot editing. Phil brags about how no… — Willie Robertson Copy Share Image
I can't have discussions about it anymore, I just can't. When someone asks me if I've found Jesus, I say, 'Yeah, I… — Tori Amos Copy Share Image
“Shoving aside fear and self-doubt, I met his eyes, aiming for absolute confidence in both my stance and my voice. “My father… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
“Scott still stares at Sid, then turns to Alice and hands her the Scotch. “We’re going to go see Joanie today,” he… — Kaui Hart Hemmings Copy Share Image
You've decided to do it. Life is impossible. Suicide is your way out. Fine--but before you kill yourself consider these facts: Suicide… — Kaile Stewart Copy Share Image
“As with most small town southerners, respectability was as much a part of my DNA as was my hair and eye color.… — Katherine Allred Copy Share Image
“Aelin's hand wavered slightly over his wound. "What's your shield made of, then?" Fenrys tried and failed to shrug. But Gavriel muttered… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image