Last night, my wife asked if I could make a dinner for a change. I'm glad she has such a good sense… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I saw something even more beautiful than a sense of humor: an appreciation for life’s essential absurdity. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I think I have a good sense of humor, but I don't consider myself funny. — Da'Vine Joy Randolph Copy Share Image
I've used my sense of humor as a coping tool. It's gotten me through a lot of challenging times. — Adam Rippon Copy Share Image
“A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. Henry… — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
So many people have no sense of humor, whatsoever! Everyone knows that it is my job to tell the jokes, that's what… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I like guys who have a plan or a dream. A good sense of humor is also a must. I can be… — Edy Ganem Copy Share Image
I often have said that to be a college president, you need a thick skin, a good sense of humor, and nerves… — Gordon Gee Copy Share Image
Confidence is at the root of so many attractive qualities, a sense of humor, a sense of style, a willingness to be… — Wentworth Miller Copy Share Image
It did not look like the work of God, but it might have represented the handicraft of a God with a joyous… — Pat Conroy Copy Share Image
So let us all who pray ask for what most of them need badly, a sense of humor to lighten their way… — Sean O'Casey Copy Share Image
I like to think my sense of humor is sort of smart and dumb at the same time. I like to work… — Robert Lopez Copy Share Image
So, Im thinking of a name for a villain that has a sense of humor. I thought of The Joker as a… — Jerry Robinson Copy Share Image
Three teaspoons in a opened can of peaches.Nobody could be bothered to wash some bowls up.my brother plonked the can down.me and… — Beverley Clarke Copy Share Image
She taught me to revel. She taught me to wonder. She taught me to laugh. My sense of humor had always measured… — Jerry Spinelli Copy Share Image
Imagine if youve got the diva of all divas. If weve got to be somewhere at five or six oclock, I tell… — Nick Cannon Copy Share Image
Remember to build each other up, to strengthen and sustain, to keep companionship lovely and alive. Remember dignity and respect; understanding; not… — Richard L. Evans Copy Share Image
Dice Rules is one of the most appalling movies I have ever seen. It could not be more damaging to the career… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“Do you know what I like about you, Elizabeth?" She couldn't even possibly imagine. "You're as kind and good a person as… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
If you're feeling blue, lock yourself in a room, stand in front of a mirror, and dance - and laugh at yourself… — Salma Hayek Copy Share Image
I saw all that [white trash] growing up in Alabama and Georgia. I had a group of country cousins and we'd go… — Steve Young Copy Share Image
“Eight Bells: Robert J. Kane ‘55D died June 3, 2017, in Palm Harbor, Florida. He came to MMA by way of Boston… — Captain Hank Bracker, The Exciting Story of Cuba Copy Share Image
“I am going to end up alone," he moaned. "Not in any conceivable universe!" One of Sadie's best qualities is the ability… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
When I give a speech at a corporate event, I often ask those in attendance, 'Do you know how to tell if… — Bill Walsh Copy Share Image
“store?” “Yes sir,” I told him. “He got in by mistake. I’m sorry. It won’t happen again. “Come on, Winn-Dixie,” I said… — Kate DiCamillo Copy Share Image
“Desperately. Tally searched her brain for a prayer. Any prayer. Now I lay me down to sleep... No! Not that one. Hail… — Cherry Adair Copy Share Image
JESTER, n. An officer formerly attached to a king's household, whose business it was to amuse the court by ludicrous actions and… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“It's probably wrong to believe there can be any limit to the horror which the human mind can experience. On the contrary,… — Stephen King Copy Share Image