I don't have a beef with Texas. I just don't think Texans know anything about basketball and they don't have a sense… — Jason Whitlock Copy Share Image
“I'm a sucker for sweetness. Intelligence, creativity and a sense of humor mean little to me if a person isn't also kind.” — Scott Stabile Copy Share Image
“I was kidding. Even I'm not that promiscuous. You guru people have no sense of humor.” “I'm not a guru people, and… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
Self-esteem is for sissies. Accept that you're a pimple and try to keep a lively sense of humor about it. That way… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
The people you like when you meet them and while you know them, and the people you remember fondly, are invariably people… — William Saroyan Copy Share Image
The person who has a sense of humor is not just more relaxed in the face of a potentially stressful situation, but… — John Morreall Copy Share Image
Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought… — Robert Collier Copy Share Image
It takes something to get married: nerve, hope, a strong desire to make a certain statement - and it takes something to… — Amy Bloom Copy Share Image
By employing a certain sense of humor, you essentially get more serious about things and show conflict more effectively than if you… — Yorgos Lanthimos Copy Share Image
“This brings up yet another, far more important misconception: that being comically generative and having a sense of humor are one and… — David Rakoff Copy Share Image
[My favourite are] the films of Agnes Varda, because of her sense of humor and the intimate, personal way she tells her… — Maya Goded Copy Share Image
Obviously, I'm going to be embarrassing to the kid. There's just no way not. I just hope the kid has a really… — GloZell Copy Share Image
“Eragon went to see the dragon for the first time since it had spoken to him. He approached apprehensively, aware now that… — Christopher Paolini Copy Share Image
To me, Ann Romney sounds like a better candidate than her husband. She put her MS into remission through horseback riding, alternative… — Patti Davis Copy Share Image
“Let's examine what prize that is one more time; no more direct sunlight ever again, no more laughter. You get eternity, but… — Justine Larbalestier Copy Share Image
I remember reading in a comedy book very long ago when I first started, a person said there's a difference between a… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
Martin Luther King was a human being with a brilliant mind, a powerful heart, and insight, and courage and also with a… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
“I can't think I had much of a sense of humor as long as I remained the only child. When my brother… — Eudora Welty Copy Share Image
I like that people try to be funny even though there not because it's so much easier to be an ass hole… — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
and he would probably not agree with my conviction that a sense of humor is the main measure of sanity. But who… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Jesus must have had a sense of humor. I like to think of Him as a guy who got people to listen… — Bil Keane Copy Share Image
I knew racial discrimination at its worst in the 1930s. I lived with the humility of it but I never lost my… — Nipsey Russell Copy Share Image
I think that it's hard for vain people to be funny. I think you can look any way you want as long… — Taran Killam Copy Share Image
God must have a sense of humor? Why a man weakness must be a woman ass? when he was programming the boys… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
I manage through a sense of humor. We all work hard, and work has to be a really interesting, fun place. And… — Carol Bartz Copy Share Image
“Livie, I think you’re completely fucked up.” Chunks of cheesecake fly out of my mouth and splatter against the deck’s glass panel… — K.A. Tucker Copy Share Image
I love a girl with a sense of humor. Someone who can make me laugh and that I can get along with… — Logan Henderson Copy Share Image
“My beef is with feeling forced to have a sense of humor about what I look like. Well, I don’t fucking feel… — Gabourey Sidibe Copy Share Image
I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
But if you read Jane Austen, you know that she had a wicked sense of humor. Not only was she funny, but… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
I've always had a very dry sense of humor, and I've pretty much grown up on Will Ferrell, first on 'Saturday Night… — Blake Griffin Copy Share Image
I've heard a lot of comedians were young when their parents divorced, or when a parent died or was killed. It forces… — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
When I was at the interview asked how I cope with life's difficulties, I said that saving sense of humor. I'm not… — Eva Longoria Copy Share Image
“My sense of teasing is completely lost on you.", Patrick said, hoisting himself back up. "It's a shame too. Most people tell… — Nicole Williams Copy Share Image
I like telling stories with a sense of humor. But humor can also distance you from the subject you're writing about. I'm… — Jens Lekman Copy Share Image
Life ain't easy. Terrible things happen to everyone. You have to keep your sense of humor, give something of yourself to others,… — George Vaillant Copy Share Image
My childhood was great because my family has an amazing sense of humor, and it was just all making videos and jokes… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
God displayed a sense of humor when he configured the region between our legs an entertainment complex built around a sewage system. — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
An important skill all leaders must have is a great sense of humor, humor keeps everyone at ease and break the ice… — Christopher Chan Copy Share Image
Well, by now, I hope people would know the films of Peggy Ahwesh. I actually stole the title of 'Certain Women' from… — Kelly Reichardt Copy Share Image