My kids and I figured out that there’s a third kind of person, and I don’t know what you call them, but… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I'm a positive thinker and actor. I look at a glass; a negative person sees the glass and says: too bad it's… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
“He sees me through the glass. We both nod like we give a small shit about each other.” — Peter Hedges Copy Share Image
A Pessimist sees the glass as half empty; A Cub Fan wonders when it's gonna spill. — Mike Royko Copy Share Image
A NEGATIVE person sees a glass of water half empty. A POSITIVE person sees it half full. But a REALISTIC person adds… — Anonymous Copy Share Image