A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, Wow, nice legs! She is flattered and replies, You really think so? The man says, Oh definitely! Most… — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
Im sexy lolz not I am gonna keep thinking that though for confidence lolz — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance. — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
If you like someone, tell them. Or stalk them on every single social network and cry yourself to sleep every night. It's up to… — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead on the floor. But she goes to work, and starts crying and her boss asks,… — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
School is just an endless cycle of 'I need to make it through school this week' every week. — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
