Let's face it, it's only called Scrubs because I'm saving 'Zach Braff' for my autobiography. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Now that 'Scrubs' is over, people seem to feel more comfortable telling me that I was a total douche to them for… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The biggest problem I had with starring in Scrubs were the black doctors. I just had to keep telling myself this show… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The fact that 'Scrubs' is so popular in Israel is very important to me. I feel like I'm helping to cancel out… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When we shoot 'Scrubs' I spend every waking hour of my life in an abandoned and haunted hospital. All I can date… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Without me, Scrubs would be worse than the holocaust. But with me in it, it's turned into the lolocaust. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
In April 1975 I was born and the Vietnam War ended. I could not let any American die in war before seeing… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I said, I'm on this TV show and I love doing it, but I don't want to be known always as the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I never taught a blind/deaf chick to read, but somehow I've managed to turn Scrubs into a watchable show. That may not… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Lots of people were giving me flak when I made the deal to do the very last season of Scrubs for $350,000… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
You know, I've occasionally tried to watch other shows besides Scrubs, but comparing them is a bit like me competing in the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
One of the things about Scrubs is that it's about great friendships and... as broad and as serious as we get it's… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I mean, I understand that Scrubs was my big break, but sooner or later you have to move on. I've already directed… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People always say The God Father is the #1 movie of all time. But ask yourself, did you see Zach Braff in… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Well I don't like to think too far ahead because it scares me a little to think of what this world will… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I've turned down a lot of proposed scripts for Scrubs episodes, mainly ones with AIDs patients. It sickens me, really. If you… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The success of 'Scrubs' allowed me to pursue anything I felt passionately about without having to worry about money. It allowed me… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Working on 'Scrubs' made me feel guilty because I realized that if I had decided to become an actual doctor, instead of… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I tried it a few times but didn't see the point. I'm Zach Braff. What the fudge do I need a team… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the… — Zach Braff Copy Share
The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar… — Zach Braff Copy Share
When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On… — Zach Braff Copy Share
It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some… — Zach Braff Copy Share
People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing… — Zach Braff Copy Share
I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would… — Zach Braff Copy Share
People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere. — Zach Braff Copy Share
When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share
I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another… — Zach Braff Copy Share
If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that… — Zach Braff Copy Share
Well it's not that I HATE them, but honestly if I saw two homeless people begging for money, one white and one black, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share
I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white? — Zach Braff Copy Share
