We, in America, are so screwed up when it comes to sex. That's all we can see. — William H. Macy Copy Share Image
They're trying to say that greater federal authority would have made a difference, ... The reality is that the feds are the… — George Haddow Copy Share Image
I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how to run a government is either driving taxicabs or… — George Burns Copy Share Image
Your past doesn't define you. Only your present and your future. If your life is screwed up, stop making excuses. What are… — Ingrid Weir Copy Share Image
Normal people, fear the day their parents die. Screwed up people, fear the day their parents kill. My mum killed a guy,… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Yes, the academic world is screwed up, and there is nothing you can do about it. But don't worry about that. Just… — Paul Feyerabend Copy Share Image
Some can just knock it out and some have to lock themselves in a room and get to a fever pitch of… — Warren Leight Copy Share Image
A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line. — Mel Gibson Copy Share Image
Normal people, fear the day their parents die. Screwed up people, fear that their parents are going to live forever. Showing up… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Sometimes I train in the middle of the night, all on my own. Can't sleep, don't want to sleep, get up, go… — Conor McGregor Copy Share Image
In all the universe, your mother is the only thing that truly scares me, especially where you’re concerned. I don’t ever want… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Warren Beatty once quipped that the best time for a wedding was noon, because if the marriage didn't work, you hadn't screwed… — Peter Biskind Copy Share Image
It's irrational to assume you can ever truly evaluate yourself as a good or bad human being. You will never have enough… — David D. Burns Copy Share Image
We’re not that strong anymore. (Hades) Oops, guess I screwed up. Inability to see the consequences of our thoughtless acts must run… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I want to explain everything to him, show him that it’s really not as screwed up as it all sounds, but then… — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
No, I don't think 'The Wire' screwed up my career at all. It's the only reason people have heard of me. It's… — Dominic West Copy Share Image
Shane talking to Claire - "In this whole screwed up town, you're the only thing that's always been right to me," He… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Normal people, who grow up with compassion, never amount to anything. They're the ones who end up gluing those little dots on… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
“The whole idea of wishing is screwed up.” “That didn’t stop you from making your wish,” I point out.” — Chelsea Sedoti Copy Share Image
I always felt better co-writing something - always co-writing. Because if I was the lead of it and it failed, then it… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
You're an idiot. You've screwed up every play we ever ran. You're too stupid to even remember the plays. We ought to… — Michael Jordan Copy Share Image
It's not an Israeli model, it's a TSA, screwed-up model. It should actually be the person who's looking at the ticket and… — John Mica Copy Share Image
There's tons of people with talent; it's the system that's all screwed up. — John Kricfalusi Copy Share Image
