I was a bookworm. Every week I'd go to the library and get seven books. Remember libraries? I wonder if people still go. And I learned about everything from the library. I came from a Scottish family. Old school. — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school. — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people who threatened to sue if we used their songs. — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
I don't want to get all lefty, but if we took the defence budgets from around the world, we could end hunger everywhere. I… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries. — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge. — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
But you know, we have more hits than you can possibly think about. One of my personal favorite artists is the wonderful artist named… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes. — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours.… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
