I want to get the joke to work without having to put any words or to say anything. I just want the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
You can say anything you want to say about me. But don't you dare address overweight people with terrible names and ugly… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
It's just if one person says anything it becomes click bait and then they start talking about the comedy climate which is… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I tried to concentrate on the angel's voice instead. "Bella, please! Bella, listen to me, please, please, please, Bella, please!" he begged.… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or… — John Cusack Copy Share Image
Judge [Gonzalo] Curiel has not said anything, and in fact, cannot say anything. But I would even broaden it out to, you… — Dahlia Lithwick Copy Share Image
Any time anyone says anything nice about me, whether it's Lady Gaga or your neighbor, it's a nice feeling, I'm very grateful… — Gary Numan Copy Share Image
There are only a few safe targets left, just a few groups of people you can say anything negative about without getting… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've never had my heart broken. It's a very sad state of affairs. I think everybody should have their heart broken. I… — Sally Field Copy Share Image
I've learned a long time ago, you don't say anything for absolutely certain. — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
You don't want to be like the motion picture exec who had so many people at his funeral, but they were there… — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
It's tough to look great as a goalie. Most of the time, you're the one either letting in a goal or losing… — Jake Allen Copy Share Image
I would rather be the good aunt who never says anything bad and lets the parents discipline the child. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
The parts that embarrass you the most are usually the most interesting poetically, are usually the most naked of all, the rawest,… — Allen Ginsberg Copy Share Image
“Contemplating a purported work of art is a social activity. Either you have a rewarding time, or you don't. You don't have… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
No, she knows you're here. She can see through the camouflage. But I think she's hiding something from me, and I'm waiting… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
When we got to the part where we had to improvise an argument in a poetic language, I got cold feet. "I… — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
People say to me, Oh, it's so wonderful that you're writing about real things, and that it's a political thing to do,… — Arundhati Roy Copy Share Image
I'm a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I haven’t prepared my speech yet,” I sighed and Tove stood up. “What should I say about him?” “Well, if you plan… — Amanda Hocking Copy Share Image
Ew. Someone put the dog out, "Rosalie murmured wrinkling her nose. Have you herd this one, Psycho? how do a blond's brain… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
Never want to say anything so strongly that you give up the option of finding something better. If you have to say… — Richard Hugo Copy Share Image
We didn't say anything because there was such an awful lot to say, and no language to say it in. — William Saroyan Copy Share Image
There's always someone who secretly believes in myths and legends; or at least parts of them. Those are the people who will… — Aprilynne Pike Copy Share Image