I wanted to be on 'Saturday Night Live' when I was a kid. It was kind of like growing up playing a… — Will Sasso Copy Share Image
I used to watch a lot of Nick at Nite as a kid, and it would play the original 'Saturday Night Live,'… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
Friday and Saturday nights have a funny way of revealing what we really believe on Sunday mornings. — Mark Hart Copy Share Image
I'm a 'Saturday Night Live' guy. I'm a comedy guy. As long as they're giving it to everyone, I don't care about… — Andrew Breitbart Copy Share Image
My career has been in a weird kind of like low-flying under the radar-kind of place. I never made it on "Saturday… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Unlike a lot of comics, I didn't care about getting on 'Saturday Night Live.' That show had such history and was so… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
When I got to 'Saturday Night Live,' it was a lot like going from pre-school to Harvard, and it took a long… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I want a Sunday kind of love A love to last past Saturday night And I’d like to know it’s more than… — Etta James Copy Share Image
Most musicians I know don't just play music on Saturday night. They play music every day. They are always fiddling around, letting… — Henry Wessel, Jr Copy Share Image
10 years ago, I would've host Saturday Night Live. But to me, the show has declined. For some reason, humor isn't what… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
Our television set was in the bedroom. I can picture my mother fast asleep, exhausted from driving my brothers around. I can… — Anne Murray Copy Share Image
The best time of my life was living at my mum and dad's and watching things on television like 'Saturday Night at… — Nigel Benn Copy Share Image
I do feel like anything benefits from character logic. That can be from the dumbest ad to the greatest Shakespearean drama to… — David Harbour Copy Share Image
“I sound like an idiot. But what else am I supposed to say? My parents are getting a divorce? I'm practically flunking… — E. Lockhart Copy Share Image
“Computer business are like fruit market on a Saturday night. If you don't sell it at five o'clock, the price is down… — Brian Bagnall Copy Share Image
I didn't respond to the kind of sarcastic tone. It felt like some of the Sarah Palin speech was written as though… — Eddie Vedder Copy Share Image
“Here's to the kids. The kids who would rather spend their night with a bottle of coke & Patrick or Sonny playing… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
I just play to progressive audiences. You know, if they're watching Discovery Channel, History Channel, that kind of thing, "Monty Python" have… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
“TELLING GOD, “THANKS IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR COOPERATION.” I love when people thank me for doing something I haven’t done yet. They’ll… — Jonathan Acuff Copy Share Image
Those who marry God can become domesticated too - it's just as hum-drum a marriage as all the others. The word Love… — Graham Greene Copy Share Image
“In an extroverted society, we rarely see ourselves in the mirror. We get alienating feedback. Alienating feedback comes in the form of… — Laurie Helgoe Copy Share Image
I used to play Saturday night shows with different little groups. If I could get a show, I would do it. I… — Mick Jagger Copy Share Image
One of my career ambitions was fulfilled working with John [Hurt]. I loved his work long before I ever had the idea… — Gary Oldman Copy Share Image
“You can imagine how distraught I feel when I hear about the glorified heroism-free “middle class values,” which, thanks to globalization and… — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
We love 'I'm a Celebrity,' 'Britain's Got Talent,' 'Saturday Night Takeway,' but they're all live shows. — Ant McPartlin Copy Share Image
I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything. — Victoria Jackson Copy Share Image
She's so obnoxious. Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body." Detective Cavuto — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I never knew what I even looked like in a suit before I worked at 'Saturday Night Live.' — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
'Upright Citizens Brigade' was a huge influence on us. And growing up we never missed 'Saturday Night Live.' — Sal Vulcano Copy Share Image
If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I did everything when I started. In Miami I did news, I did weather, I did sports, I did disk-jockeying. And I… — Larry King Copy Share Image
The one thing I could do was voices and impersonations and weird characters, and there was really no call for that, except… — Phil Hartman Copy Share Image
It's always nerve-wracking when you're hosting 'Saturday Night Live.' You either sink or swim. — Christina Aguilera Copy Share Image
I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“It's more important to look good than to feel good. Billy Crystal on Saturday Night Live” — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
My dream is to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' I'm going to do everything to make that happen. — Nafessa Williams Copy Share Image
Then Saturday Night Live spawns... well, everything right down to American Pie 9, where all humor has to be irrelevant, which can… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
It turns out that all Netflix streaming peak on Saturday night can fit inside a single fiber optic, which is the size… — Reed Hastings Copy Share Image
I can tell you how bad our boards are... I don't have to watch Saturday Night Live anymore; I just go to… — Carl Icahn Copy Share Image
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