It's basically the same, just darker. (on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons, 1991 — Alan Kulwicki Copy Share Image
I remember when I was on 'Saturday Night Live' my first year, and I wasn't getting much. I was down; I was… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.' — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I know my mom said as early as she can remember letting me watch TV, my one treat a week when I… — Rashida Jones Copy Share Image
Saturday night. Wonder if your future boyfriend/girlfriend is doing the same thing you are. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
I dropped out of college my junior year to do saturday night live, and I didn't even consult my parents. They were… — Julia Louis-Dreyfus Copy Share Image
I started performing non-professionally at birthday parties and family gatherings doing 'Saturday Night Live' impressions at four. Then I started for real… — Annaleigh Ashford Copy Share Image
I would love to host 'Saturday Night Live.' That's one of my goals in life - just putting that out there. I… — Alessia Cara Copy Share Image
I left 'Saturday Night Live' without a film to go to, and I'd filmed 'Old School' while I was in my last… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
“Twice I'd come home as they were finishing, and, honestly, I cannot think of a lonelier sound on a Saturday night than… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
“It was not really Saturday night, at least it may have been, for they had long lost count of the days; but… — J.M. Barrie Copy Share Image
I used to like watching the Carol Burnett Show. I thought Carol Burnett was very funny. And I liked Madeline Kahn a… — Paul Rudd Copy Share Image
“Blackburn thought that any band that believed it's lyrics were crucial was kidding itself. Kids out on Saturday night wanted to drink,… — Bradley Denton Copy Share Image
You know, you grow up with the image of John Travolta being super cool - 'Saturday Night Fever,' Brian De Palma, handsome… — Eric Stoltz Copy Share Image
I mean, sitcoms shouldn't be doing 'Saturday Night Live.' You can't just do bit after bit after bit. You have to string… — Joyce DeWitt Copy Share Image
Freud's theory was that when a joke opens a window and all those bats and bogeymen fly out, you get a marvellous… — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
On Saturday night, I would see men lusting after half-naked girls dancing at the carnival, and on Sunday morning when I was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For it was Saturday night, the best and bingiest glad-time of the week, one of the fifty-two holidays in the slow-turning Big… — Alan Sillitoe Copy Share Image
This person here, Dalton, my boyfriend, is amazing. I dont know what I would do without him... Yeah he has said a… — Savannah J Copy Share Image
“The Circus-Circus is what the whole hep world would be doing Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war. This is… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Once you're finally in a place at Saturday Night Live that you're really comfortable, that's when you should probably be leaving, unfortunately.… — Horatio Sanz Copy Share Image
“This is about us. This is about an intense, deep connection we have. I have loved you since I first laid eyes… — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
“IT IS POSSIBLY WORTH MENTIONING THAT IN FAT CHARLIE’S world, women did not simply turn up. You needed to be introduced to… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“It always pisses me off when I’m calling in to some Morning Zoo radio show to promote God-only-knows what—probably this book, so… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
“Detention, Saturday night, my office,” said Snape. “I do not take cheek from anyone, Potter . . . not even ‘the Chosen One.’ ” — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
There are ... just two kinds of girls. Those who go down town Saturday nights, and those who don't. — Edna Ferber Copy Share Image
When I was on 'Mad TV,' I figured my parents were watching, and that was it. It wasn't 'Saturday Night Live,' so… — Orlando Jones Copy Share Image
There are wars being fought! Who cares what I'm doing on a Saturday night? I'm not even a celebrity. — Peter Dinklage Copy Share Image
“He was addled with April. He was dizzy with Spring. He was as drunk as Lem Forrester on a Saturday night.” — Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings Copy Share Image
“It is not mysterious to be home on a Saturday night, reading a novel in a pile of smelly golden retrievers.” — E. Lockhart Copy Share Image
It's totally my dream job. I grew up watching 'Saturday Night Live.' We'd watch it at sleepover parties and quote it. — Vanessa Bayer Copy Share Image
They have long lost count of the days, but always if they want to do anything special they say this is saturday… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Those are the girls I want to meet in a bar on a Saturday night—not the kind I want answering my phones… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
Hey man, I gotta live my life, like I ain't got nothin' but this roll of dice. I'm feeling like a Monday,… — Jon Bon Jovi Copy Share Image
'Saturday Night Live' was 100% the most surreal TV we've ever done. Leonardo DiCaprio was on the same show. — Dan Smith Copy Share Image
I had a great time working on 'Saturday Night Live.' It was one of the important times in my life. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I first fell in love with comedy when I'd visit my granny as a kid. Trips to her house meant staying up… — Jessica Williams Copy Share Image
I wanted to do an episode about Chuck having a gambling problem. I wanted to portray my addiction on the show. But… — Fisher Stevens Copy Share Image
It was Saturday night and I was feelin kinda funny, Gold around my neck, pockets full of money. — Schoolly D Copy Share Image
“I suspect I’ll be suspicious for my whole life that Saturday night is sleeping with Sunday morning.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
