Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
With Saturday Night Live you're looking for any hook, any way to stay on the show. — David Spade Copy Share Image
'Saturday Night Live' is live television. Nothing can compare to that. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
It's Saturday night, so act like a bat, spread your wings, and find some fun tonight. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My one light American Spirit that I smoke once a week, on Saturday night. — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
“There’s a big, wet, knuckle-dragger in your kitchen with a gun aimed at my head.” “Sounds like my idea of a Saturday… — Mercy Celeste Copy Share Image
Last Saturday night, I got married, me and my wife settled down. Now me and my wife are parted, I'm gonna take… — Lead Belly Copy Share Image
Sometimes I want to go into Saturday Night Live and rewrite some of the sketches because they're really not that good. — Jamie Farr Copy Share Image
Bollywood stars are versatile; they not only act, but each one has the dance skills of John Travolta in 'Saturday Night Fever.' — Christian Louboutin Copy Share Image
There have been, like, three auditions in my life where I feel like I'm in a 'Saturday Night Live' skit. — Chris Pine Copy Share Image
[ Hosting Saturday Night Live ] paved the way for Parks And Rec and The Grinder, the Comedy Central Roast, and that… — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
When Rock was on 'Saturday Night Live,' that's what propelled him into the mainstream and made everyone realize, 'Holy crap, this guy… — Randy Orton Copy Share Image
You may try your experiment for a week and see how you like it. I think by Saturday night you will find… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I mean, when we did 'Families At War,' on Saturday night prime time, people said we were mainstream then. But it wasn't… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
We have to get families back in the game, get back where Saturday night, everything stops. A case of beer comes out… — Bobby Hull Copy Share Image
It was a terrible blow that was dealt when I was fired from 'Saturday Night Live', but I have to say that… — Joan Cusack Copy Share Image
Woods pumped both fists and yelled, as jacked as you'll ever see him. But the crowd explosion drowned out whatever was coming… — Pat Forde Copy Share Image
I've only really had one period when I lost myself and felt like I was going to lose my career, and that… — Olly Murs Copy Share Image
If I have a rare Saturday night when I can go out to see a movie, I look at the paper and… — Jonathan Mostow Copy Share Image
[Wayne's World and Tommy Boy] was all from hosting Saturday Night Live the first time [in 1990]. I just had such a… — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
I wanted to come to Chicago. I also wanted to do "Saturday Night Live." And then I got to a place where… — Simon Helberg Copy Share Image
I've wanted to be an actor since I was eight years old and I did TV commercials when I was a kid.… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
I tagged a first-timer one night at fight club. That Saturday night, a young guy with an angel’s face came to his… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“First. Don't get drunk. Don't smoke anything." "Duh. What are you, my dad? That's easy. I don't drink. We aren't even twenty-one.… — Anne Eliot Copy Share Image
What if you lived your entire life completely without urgency? You went to classes, you ate your meals, on Saturday nights a… — Joyce Johnson Copy Share Image
“After dark on Saturday night one could stand on the first tee of the golf-course and see the country-club windows as a… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
I came in on this movie after there had been a director and I came in after Tom Courtenay had talked to… — Dustin Hoffman Copy Share Image
Human beings are more alike than unalike. Whether in Paris, Texas, or Paris, France, we all want to have good jobs where… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
“Last Saturday night I was in a club on the South Side of Chicago listening to live rock music and talking to… — Jamie Freveletti Copy Share Image
We've played on 'Saturday Night Live' and got not even a Rolling Stone review. — Gord Downie Copy Share Image
I want to be known for the work I've done, as opposed to where I go on Saturday nights. — Amanda Bynes Copy Share Image
The trouble with Freud is that he never played the Glasgow Empire Saturday night. — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
At the beginning of each week at 'Saturday Night Live,' we have a full cast meeting where Lorne Michaels introduces the upcoming… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
If I knew anything about what people wanted and was popular, I'd still be writing for 'Saturday Night Live'. I can only… — Max Brooks Copy Share Image
And TV is not the easiest place to be dangerous or on the edge. Especially on a Saturday night. — Fisher Stevens Copy Share Image
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