Normally, 'Saturday Night Live' is about as entertaining as an ocular migraine. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I can remember being a kid and listening to the Grand Ole Opry on Saturday night. — B. J. Thomas Copy Share Image
Never treat someone like a Saturday night if they treat you like a Monday morning!.. — Avinash Wandre Copy Share Image
I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything. — Victoria Jackson Copy Share Image
If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
'Upright Citizens Brigade' was a huge influence on us. And growing up we never missed 'Saturday Night Live.' — Sal Vulcano Copy Share Image
I never knew what I even looked like in a suit before I worked at 'Saturday Night Live.' — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
It's always nerve-wracking when you're hosting 'Saturday Night Live.' You either sink or swim. — Christina Aguilera Copy Share Image
Then Saturday Night Live spawns... well, everything right down to American Pie 9, where all humor has to be irrelevant, which can… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I mean, sitcoms shouldn't be doing 'Saturday Night Live.' You can't just do bit after bit after bit. You have to string… — Joyce DeWitt Copy Share Image
I think both of those: the subject matter, pop culture... the talent, I don't think... there's no Jim Belushi in Saturday Night… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
They sent me the script and I thought that there was something very appealing and funny about it. Also, I was familiar… — Michael York Copy Share Image
“My Mouth Goes into Politics. The Rest of Me Is Forced to Follow. After the Writers Guild of America Strike that Changed… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I measure success in terms of the connection with the audience, which we've been able to do in spades. I mean, it's… — Tom Freston Copy Share Image
I think people overplay the 'Saturday Night Live' schedule. I mean, yeah, it can be some late hours. But the late hours… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian, and I decided I wanted to be a comedian when I was eight years old watching old Saturday Night… — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it.… — Jack Handy Copy Share Image
I used to play Saturday night shows with different little groups. If I could get a show, I would do it. I… — Mick Jagger Copy Share Image
“Trina stared into her open kitchen cabinets. She was two and a half days into her pre-date-night ritual fast, and she was… — Lucie Simone Copy Share Image
“The mob took over South Street that warm Saturday night, the first of spring, as though popping up from nowhere, witnesses said.… — Colin Flaherty Copy Share Image
“Andrea lifted a black firearm, holding it as if it were covered with slime. “This is a Witness 45. It has a… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Traffic is light as she leaves Mowbray. So is her heart. Light. Soon. Soon, she will be home. Strange how she was… — Sindiwe Magona Copy Share Image
“Yes, when I get big and have my own home, no plush chairs and lace curtains for me. And no rubber plants.… — Betty Smith Copy Share Image
The earliest stand-up comedy I was aware of was Bill Cosby. I watched Saturday Night Live as soon as I was aware… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
“They party all night Friday night, straight through Saturday and Saturday night, and then they sleep enough on Sunday to go to… — Jason Ellis/ Mike Tully Copy Share Image
I didn't always have 14,000 people wanting to hang out with me on a Saturday night. — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
My dream is to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' I'm going to do everything to make that happen. — Nafessa Williams Copy Share Image
“It's more important to look good than to feel good. Billy Crystal on Saturday Night Live” — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
The one thing I could do was voices and impersonations and weird characters, and there was really no call for that, except… — Phil Hartman Copy Share Image
