There is nothing more I love more than being in a throw-down on a Saturday night. — Donald Cerrone Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I loved horror films. I used to stay up on Saturday night to watch. — Richard Jenkins Copy Share Image
Saturday night is when my hair would be fixed up and that was my memory. — Jenifer Lewis Copy Share Image
Before I had children, everything about my life was devoted to Saturday Night Live. — Maya Rudolph Copy Share Image
If it weren't for The Groundlings, I would never be on Saturday Night Live. — Chris Kattan Copy Share Image
You know who's upset now with ISIS? Al Qaeda. It's because ISIS is getting more attention than Al Qaeda. So now, Saturday… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I would love to carry on with Second City and see where that takes me, but it's always been a dream to… — Sam Richardson Copy Share Image
I don't get nervous because it's Saturday Night Live, I get excited because it's Saturday Night Live. — Maya Rudolph Copy Share Image
I'd love to go out on a Saturday night with my friends and watch a movie, but that happens really like once… — Lydia Ko Copy Share Image
I love 'Saturday Night Live,' and it's such a funny show. I don't know if I'm funny enough to be on it… — Lindsey Vonn Copy Share Image
“It was Saturday night at the Tune-In Cafe and the only person inside its dingy walls who wasn't drunk was seriously starting… — Sandra Marton Copy Share Image
John Travolta, who said, My Saturday night fever was nothing compared to my Sunday morning rash. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
I'm a really big homebody. If I had my way, a typical Saturday night would be staying home, ordering in, watching a… — Christine Taylor Copy Share Image
Let me ask you, how many atheists are now in this house? Perhaps not a single one of you would accept the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was just trying to blend the standup that I do almost with like the visual sketch stuff that I did on… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
“Think testosterone,’ says Matthew, ‘multiply it by πr2 and double it. Forget boys locked in boarding schools. They’ve spent ten months as… — Isabella Tree Copy Share Image
If we have nothing to do but service our own pleasure - because society has taught us that's all we're worth and… — Clive Barker Copy Share Image
I look back at 'Saturday Night Live' and I think, some people didn't like me doing 'Weekend Update.' Who cares? A lot… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I had dreams of conehead aliens when I was little. Before 'Saturday Night Live' did it. And then they came out with… — Parker Posey Copy Share Image
I definitely knew I wanted to be an actor in high school. I was doing plays and musicals, and I loved 'Saturday… — Jerry Trainor Copy Share Image
American sex is generally straight. It happens at 11 o'clock Saturday night. In the rural areas, it happens at nine and it… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
“They party all night Friday night, straight through Saturday and Saturday night, and then they sleep enough on Sunday to go to… — Jason Ellis/ Mike Tully Copy Share Image
The earliest stand-up comedy I was aware of was Bill Cosby. I watched Saturday Night Live as soon as I was aware… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
“Andrea lifted a black firearm, holding it as if it were covered with slime. “This is a Witness 45. It has a… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Chelsea was something else. Like an unstoppable force of nature. Similar to a hurricane or a tornado. Or a pit bull. Violet… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
“Metcalf came into the room and sat down with a sigh. "Did everybody go nuts all of a sudden? It's Thursday, for… — Kay Hooper Copy Share Image
“And it was that idea of the divorce between women and power that made Melissa McCarthy’s parodies of the one time White… — Mary Beard Copy Share Image
“All the substances that are the main drugs of abuse today originate in natural plant products and have been known to human… — Gabor Maté Copy Share Image
We're shaking up a format, which I think is always a good thing. The thing about [2011 Oscar hosts] James [Franco] and… — Bruce Vilanch Copy Share Image
If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night. — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I took my portrait that Kaufman did of me home from the Saturday Night Live TV set. — Eddie Murphy Copy Share Image
“Conversations, much like Saturday Night Live skits, are often difficult to end.” — Jonathan Acuff Copy Share Image
Rich People plan for three generations Poor people plan for Saturday night — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
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