Saturday night is when my hair would be fixed up and that was my memory. — Jenifer Lewis Copy Share Image
“Conversations, much like Saturday Night Live skits, are often difficult to end.” — Jonathan Acuff Copy Share Image
I think people would want to see Tracy Morgan host 'Saturday Night Live.' — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Rich People plan for three generations Poor people plan for Saturday night — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
I took my portrait that Kaufman did of me home from the Saturday Night Live TV set. — Eddie Murphy Copy Share Image
'Saturday Night Live' is a show that I think I could have a lot of fun on, just being different characters and… — Jill Scott Copy Share Image
From National Lampoon, you go directly to Saturday Night Live, because it's a lot of the same people. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I spent a lot of Saturday night on BBC television, being chased around by yellow rubber balls. — Noel Edmonds Copy Share Image
I've always kept a low profile and said no to 'Saturday Night Live' and stuff like that. — Tom Anderson Copy Share Image
Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth decade that I've been lampooned on Saturday… — Geraldo Rivera Copy Share Image
If you are single there is always one thing you should take out with you on a Saturday night... your friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A friend of mine from college is married to Neil Levy, who started on 'Saturday Night Live' in the early days and… — Richard LaGravenese Copy Share Image
You arent the only one sitting home alone on a Saturday night. Wonder if your future boyfriend/girlfriend is doing the same thing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The things I did on Saturday Night Live are going to stay as Saturday Night Live. You've never seen Eddie Murphy do… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I've never watched old repeats of Saturday Night Live because I can't bear it. I mean reruns of older seasons of stuff,… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
“And even though I’d cried in my bed every night since, feeling his phantom arms around me, it had been worth eight… — Nicole Williams Copy Share Image
I left 'Saturday Night Live' without a film to go to, and I'd filmed 'Old School' while I was in my last… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I learned that the hardest party to pull off successfully is Saturday night dinner. This meal is expected to be elaborate: appetizers,… — Ina Garten Copy Share Image
Dad says Specter gets steak every Saturday night for the rest of his life.""Specter will hold him to that, I'm sure." Diana… — Jayne Ann Krentz Copy Share Image
I didn't respond to the kind of sarcastic tone. It felt like some of the Sarah Palin speech was written as though… — Eddie Vedder Copy Share Image
Hiro is a talented drifter. This is the kind of lifestyle that sounded romantic to him as recently as five years ago.… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
“Let Me Tell You That You’re Beautiful At a young age I felt the need to protect people. My soon to… — Jennae Cecelia Copy Share Image
“All this was only, in my father's estimation, a means; the end was the Earthly Paradise, the translation of William Morris's 'News… — Malcolm Muggeridge Copy Share Image
I don't feel drugs should be illegal. I don't think people should take drugs every day, but I don't see any difference… — Sonny Barger Copy Share Image
Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people.… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
On Saturday night, I would see men lusting after half-naked girls dancing at the carnival, and on Sunday morning when I was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For it was Saturday night, the best and bingiest glad-time of the week, one of the fifty-two holidays in the slow-turning Big… — Alan Sillitoe Copy Share Image
“Thank you for bringing me out here. If I never see you again, I want to tell you that I had a… — Tammy Falkner Copy Share Image
The story we hear over and over again is: Boy in science class, very nice to the girl, says, "Please come to… — Kirsten Gillibrand Copy Share Image
I'm never mad at a little old school LLCoolJ on a Saturday night. — Jenna Dewan Tatum Copy Share Image
IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT AND I'M AT HOME ON FACEBOOK DON'T LAUGH SO ARE YOU... — Anonymous Copy Share Image