With Saturday Night Live you're looking for any hook, any way to stay on the show. — David Spade Copy Share Image
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
'Saturday Night Live' is live television. Nothing can compare to that. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
The trouble with Freud is that he never played the Glasgow Empire Saturday night. — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
I want to be known for the work I've done, as opposed to where I go on Saturday nights. — Amanda Bynes Copy Share Image
“i just can't muster up enough pride for a town whose most cosmopolitan area is the Taco Bell car park on a… — chris colfer Copy Share Image
We go every Friday and Saturday night to our community family center. Our favorite thing is broomball on the ice hockey rink.… — Jim Bob Duggar Copy Share Image
Peyton Manning is funny, hence the 'Saturday Night Live'; you see him in his commercials. He's funny. — Shannon Sharpe Copy Share Image
We know that the president [Donald Trump] watches "Saturday Night Live" because he tweets about it. He doesn't like it, but he… — Peter Sagal Copy Share Image
“A good mystery keeps you up on Saturday night. A bad mystery puts you to sleep on Sunday afternoon. Either way, you… — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
Saturday night in Toledo Ohio, Is like being nowhere at all, All through the day how the hours rush by, You sit… — John Denver Copy Share Image
I did everything when I started. In Miami I did news, I did weather, I did sports, I did disk-jockeying. And I… — Larry King Copy Share Image
She's so obnoxious. Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body." Detective Cavuto — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Saturday Night Takeaway' is the show we always wanted to make. It's a direct descendant of 'Game For A Laugh' and 'Noel's… — Declan Donnelly Copy Share Image
Most of the women in your life will outlast the men in your life. The Saturday Night Live ladies - Maya Rudolph,… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Freud's theory was that when a joke opens a window and all those bats and bogeymen fly out, you get a marvellous… — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
You know, you grow up with the image of John Travolta being super cool - 'Saturday Night Fever,' Brian De Palma, handsome… — Eric Stoltz Copy Share Image
“Blackburn thought that any band that believed it's lyrics were crucial was kidding itself. Kids out on Saturday night wanted to drink,… — Bradley Denton Copy Share Image
I used to like watching the Carol Burnett Show. I thought Carol Burnett was very funny. And I liked Madeline Kahn a… — Paul Rudd Copy Share Image
“It was not really Saturday night, at least it may have been, for they had long lost count of the days; but… — J.M. Barrie Copy Share Image
“Twice I'd come home as they were finishing, and, honestly, I cannot think of a lonelier sound on a Saturday night than… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
“You noticed something was off Saturday night, didn’t you? I mean, outside of the fact that there was a stupid dark fae… — Alyse M. Gardner Copy Share Image
Those who marry God can become domesticated too - it's just as hum-drum a marriage as all the others. The word Love… — Graham Greene Copy Share Image
“In an extroverted society, we rarely see ourselves in the mirror. We get alienating feedback. Alienating feedback comes in the form of… — Laurie Helgoe Copy Share Image
“TELLING GOD, “THANKS IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR COOPERATION.” I love when people thank me for doing something I haven’t done yet. They’ll… — Jonathan Acuff Copy Share Image
I just play to progressive audiences. You know, if they're watching Discovery Channel, History Channel, that kind of thing, "Monty Python" have… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
“It is not, perhaps, entirely because the whale is so excessively unctuous that landsmen seem to regard the eating of him with… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
“You can imagine how distraught I feel when I hear about the glorified heroism-free “middle class values,” which, thanks to globalization and… — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
One of my career ambitions was fulfilled working with John [Hurt]. I loved his work long before I ever had the idea… — Gary Oldman Copy Share Image
We've played on 'Saturday Night Live' and got not even a Rolling Stone review. — Gord Downie Copy Share Image
It's Saturday night, so act like a bat, spread your wings, and find some fun tonight. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My one light American Spirit that I smoke once a week, on Saturday night. — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
I actually wrote my first zombie book way before I got the job on 'Saturday Night Live. — Max Brooks Copy Share Image
Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have "plans. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
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