My comic sense, although deliberately Americanized, is, in its intent, much closer related to the crazy wisdom of Zen monks and the… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
I think people overplay the 'Saturday Night Live' schedule. I mean, yeah, it can be some late hours. But the late hours… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
We'll serve, on a good Saturday night six or seven thousand people in all the restaurants, and it's like, the percentages are… — Todd English Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I loved horror films. I used to stay up on Saturday night to watch. — Richard Jenkins Copy Share Image
“There’s always that one guy who gets a hold on you. Not like your best friend’s brother who gets you in a… — Jess Rothenberg Copy Share Image
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially,… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Songs don't have to be about going out on Saturday night and having a good rink-up and driving home and crashing cars.… — David Bowie Copy Share Image
Someone like Ashlee Simpson, she lip-synchs on 'Saturday Night Live,' gets totally called out la Milli Vanilli, and no one really cares… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
“Kay lived in a house full of Robertson boys and men, and I’m still not sure how she survived. There were Phil,… — Willie Robertson Copy Share Image
Tina Fey, a performer and head writer for 'Saturday Night Live,' has deftly adapted Rosalind Wiseman's nonfiction dissection of teenage girl societal… — Elvis Mitchell Copy Share Image
I didn't always have 14,000 people wanting to hang out with me on a Saturday night. — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
“First. Don't get drunk. Don't smoke anything." "Duh. What are you, my dad? That's easy. I don't drink. We aren't even twenty-one.… — Anne Eliot Copy Share Image
“Here's to the kids. The kids who would rather spend their night with a bottle of coke & Patrick or Sonny playing… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
I started performing non-professionally at birthday parties and family gatherings doing 'Saturday Night Live' impressions at four. Then I started for real… — Annaleigh Ashford Copy Share Image
Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
It's always nerve-wracking when you're hosting 'Saturday Night Live.' You either sink or swim. — Christina Aguilera Copy Share Image
Never treat someone like a Saturday night if they treat you like a Monday morning!.. — Avinash Wandre Copy Share Image
I didn't respond to the kind of sarcastic tone. It felt like some of the Sarah Palin speech was written as though… — Eddie Vedder Copy Share Image
'Saturday Night Live' has always been, you know, non-partisan - whoever's in power should probably be challenged. — Lorne Michaels Copy Share Image
I remember Steve Kaufman as the artist on Saturday Night Live doing the Pop Art portraits for the show. — Joe Piscopo Copy Share Image
I was into the Mets because my Dad worked at IBM where he got free Mets tickets, so I was into the… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image