Always Quote by Christina Aguilera

I always wanted to swim the Channel, which is insane.

— Tim Rice

You can go on 'Saturday Night Live' now and not even play live.

— Raphael Saadiq

Normally, 'Saturday Night Live' is about as entertaining as an ocular migraine.

— Greg Gutfeld

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,'…

— Tina Fey

I just started going to shows. I don't know how submerged I am: I feel guilty that I don't get out more, but I…

— John Darnielle

In every writers' room I've been in, the first 15-20 minutes of the day are spent discussing water cooler moments from last night's big…

— Sallie Patrick

Sometimes it seems like you'd rather watch me drown, than see your hands get wet.

— Anonymous

I'd like to do 'Saturday Night Live.'

— Willard Scott

I have found that people who really want to work at 'Saturday Night Live' and pursue it get pretty close. You have to be…

— John Mulaney

A lot of people tune in to 'Monday Night Raw,' and they can hear these boos or these mixed reactions, but they're not there…

— Roman Reigns

In this business you either sink or swim or you don't.

— David Smith

I'm really thrown into the deep end because I've never been on live TV.

— Britt Baker