I’m an atheist. The good news about atheists is that we have no mandate to convert anyone. So you’ll never find me… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The nonexistent is whatever we have not sufficiently desired. Only after death, only in solitude, does a man’s true nature emerge. In… — Franz Kafka Copy Share Image
It's hard to complain when you say, 'We're gonna go to the clip where Helen Hunt and Will Ferrell are on 'Saturday… — Isaac Hanson Copy Share Image
We turn off the TV, video games and computer - except for homework - during the week. The TV's reserved for Friday… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't believe in cancer walks. Well, I believe in them because they exist but I'd rather just give money straight up… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
We have to get families back in the game, get back where Saturday night, everything stops. A case of beer comes out… — Bobby Hull Copy Share Image
You got paid on Friday, go for a late-night poker game, and have no money on Saturday. But the RSC took your… — Roger Rees Copy Share Image
Congrats to Prince William and Kate Middleton, who welcomed a baby girl on Saturday. The royal baby weighed eight pounds - or… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
On Monday they went out for a private picnic. On Tuesday they went for a carriage drive. On Wednesday they went to… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
On Saturday, I don't want to be woken up until at least nine: I like a bit of a lie-in, a cup… — Theo Paphitis Copy Share Image
I got caught up in 35 years of Saturday nights. Every night was like party night to me. As a young man,… — Steve Lukather Copy Share Image
I tagged a first-timer one night at fight club. That Saturday night, a young guy with an angel’s face came to his… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
The thing that I miss more than anything is doing Saturday morning telly. It was the best, best, best three years. — Declan Donnelly Copy Share Image
The death, and the burial, and the resurrection of Jesus happened over three days. Friday was the day of suffering and pain… — Rick Warren Copy Share Image
We sang a lot of church music. We were very active Baptists. Supposedly, I started singing when I was being given a… — Jim Foglesong Copy Share Image
Many Saturday mornings, I take 495 from Fairfax to Maryland in the morning, and I'm astonished by the speed of many of… — Robert James Thomson Copy Share Image
Although it was in primitive times and differently called the Lord's day or Sunday, yet it was never denominated the Sabbath; a… — Charles Buck Copy Share Image
For a gut punch of nostalgia, consider that Saturday morning cartoons are now largely a thing of the past. — Michael O'Rielly Copy Share Image
I loved listening to music around the house with my mom on Saturday mornings when we would clean up. — Big Freedia Copy Share Image
In terms of cultural upbringing, I'd be at the temple at the weekend - I'm a Hindu - but I'd also be… — Rishi Sunak Copy Share Image
There have been, like, three auditions in my life where I feel like I'm in a 'Saturday Night Live' skit. — Chris Pine Copy Share Image
If we have nothing to do but service our own pleasure - because society has taught us that's all we're worth and… — Clive Barker Copy Share Image
