“The last time everyone loved or at least liked everyone was when the world had a population of about 4.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“He said science was going to discover the basic secret of life some day,' the bartender put in. He scratched his head… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Satires and lampoons on particular people circulate more by giving copies in confidence to the friends of the parties, than by printing… — Richard Brinsley Sheridan Copy Share Image
“Not another word, not another thought, not another sniffle. If you need to pass gas, I pray you'll clench your backside and… — S.C. Barrus Copy Share Image
“It was madness to leave without your useless shit. You came in with it, you left with it--that was how it worked.… — Joshua Ferris Copy Share Image
“The worst mistake a writer can make is to assume everyone has an imagination.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The old joke is that psychiatrists are doctors who can't stand the sight of blood. Maybe they can't stand it, but if… — Mike Bartos Copy Share Image
“Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
If there is a god, I think he has a sense of humour. He does not require human beings to protect him… — James K. Morrow Copy Share Image
“An Ass put on a Lion's skin and went About the foreset with much merriment, Scaring the foolish beasts by brooks and… — Aesop Copy Share Image
Ksenia Sobchak as president is like Sergei Shnurov as an artist. It's satire. It's a very high-level art project. — Ksenia Sobchak Copy Share Image
Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel peace prize. — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
The cartoonists treated Islam the same way they treat Christianity, Buddhism, Hinduism and other religions. And by treating Muslims in Denmark as… — Flemming Rose Copy Share Image
“We seldom look up to the person; we usually look up to their persona.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I'd love to pop my head above the parapet of Left-wing political satire, but not so far that you can see my… — Ivo Graham Copy Share Image
The modern form of things had begun to appeal to me, also (as material for satire) politics, and the lives of the… — Laurence Housman Copy Share Image
“Incidentally, it’s easy to write prescriptions, but difficult to come to an understanding with people.” — Franz Kafka Copy Share Image
I found out recently that my 'Good News' show has a big following in North Korea and the Vatican City! Who knew… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
“The chairs - turned towards one another in groups of twos and threes - seemed like the seats of ghosts in close… — Baroness Emmuska Orczy Copy Share Image
“Biologists are diligently unraveling the mystery of how such formidable creatures like dinosaurs vanished from the face of the Earth. Meanwhile, our… — Muhammad Ijaz Ul Haq Copy Share Image
“Lisa blamed Twilight , and the preconceived notions about men (especially dangerous men) that it tended to form in the impressionable adolescent mind.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“After we deal and heal...NOT A A SHRED OF EVIDENCE EXISTS THAT LIFE IS SERIOUS .....Jan Marshall” — Jan Marshall Copy Share Image
