If I'm a sarcastic asshole around you it's either because I'm comfortable teasing you or I hate you... good luck figuring out… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Having sarcastic conversations with yourself when people are ignoring you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
So does 'shuffle' mean playing all the songs you don't want to hear? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
