Sarcastic Quotes by Billy Mays

The infomercial business has been good to me.

— Billy Mays

You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine

— Billy Mays

My voice, my likeness is my livelihood. That's it. I keep it simple. I pick good products.

— Billy Mays

I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else.

— Billy Mays

Long live your laundry!

— Billy Mays

I enjoy what I do. I think it shows.

— Billy Mays

Before you throw it away, let Mighty Mendit save the day.

— Billy Mays

It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.

— Billy Mays

I've done well for myself.

— Billy Mays

One of the things that we hope to do with 'Pitchmen' is to give people an appreciation of what we do.

— Billy Mays

I love beautiful wood.

— Billy Mays

Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.

— Billy Mays