Salary Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some of today’s slaves sleep on king size beds.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“An employee is sheep. His employer is the shepherd. His salary is grass.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Most women have low standards. All they strive for is a highly paid man.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A salary is a tax employers pay, every four weeks, for putting an employee’s dream on hold.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Civilization transformed man from a food gatherer to a gatherer of pieces of paper: diplomas, employment contracts, money, etc.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Life ups the self-esteem of a low-paid man by giving him things that the high-paid man that he envies cannot buy (intellect,…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“He who makes $25,000 annually through passive income is more enviable than he who earns $100,000 annually through a salary.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Thanks to his salary, an employee is free to eat whatever, wherever. However, because of his job, he is not free to…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“It is only if the primary or only reason you do what you do is to make money that you will envy…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Most people do not mind having a house that is smaller and/or a car that is cheaper than their neighbours’, as long…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“If we were not impressed by job titles, suits, and jargon, we would demand that financial advisors show us their personal bank…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Most employees don’t really want to be highly-paid; they just want to earn more than their peers, and, more importantly, more than…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Back then: to be paid more, one needed to increase the number of things that are by him known. Today: to be…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A salary is, to a man's employer, what his wife's vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Assuming that all ‘unschooled’ people to lack education is akin to assuming that a salary is the only means to make money,…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“With homework, school prepares students for overtime. With reports, it prepares them for payday.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana