“Yesterday I had a woman ask me what kind of salad dressings we have. I told her we have sesame soy dressing, spicy lime vinaigrette, and blue cheese. She made a face and asked, 'Is that all?' 'Yes,' I told… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
People often say that writing is ten percent inspiration and ninety percent perspiration. This is nonsense, of course. It's pretty much one hundred percent… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
“And it's not that Pearl Jam was any more amazing than anyone else. I think we just liked who we were when they were… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
“It's probably those lactose-intolerant freaks. We all know there's nothing cool about intolerance.” — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
“Check her out. She‟s fuckin‟ hot.” “Wedding band,” I say. “She sings in one?" “No, jackass. She's wearing one.” — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I wish I could be the kind of person who has one-night stands, and instead of feeling guilty about it feels empowered by… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
“I simply never found a specific club that I could bring myself to be passionate about. I was having enough trouble finding one person… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
People can be taught to hate. And people can be taught to spell. But apparently, it's one or the other. — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
Love is pretty much a decision anyway. Just like happiness. You can decide to either love someone or not, be happy or not. The… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
“I tend to think the good outweighs the bad. Then again, I try to be a glass-half-full person. Although I stand by my theory… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
“Most of the time, I feel like a total fraud. Like I have no idea how I’ve made it this far without the world… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
“The character doesn't even come out until people are tested and be put in extreme situations and most people spend their lives trying to… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
