I used to walk into a party and scan the room for attractive women. Now I look for women to hold my… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
You can't even go to Heaven if you get killed by Spinach, you can't even go. You don't even know what to… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
I try to be really balanced. I walk a lot, I wear a Fitbit, and that has really been a game changer… — Abigail Spencer Copy Share Image
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad. — Brian O'Driscoll Copy Share Image
I only eat organic. I love salads and believe food is our best medicine. My son is so brainwashed, he thinks McDonald's… — Deborra-Lee Furness Copy Share Image
One uncongenial guest can ruin a dinner more easily than a poor salad, and that is saying a great deal. — Myrtle Reed Copy Share Image
When I'm doing a movie, I eat the same thing every day. For lunch, it's tuna salad or chicken salad and cole… — Sylvester Stallone Copy Share Image
“Pierre mixed the salad. The romaine and cress he doused with walnut oil chilled to an emulsion, turning it with wooden forks… — Idwal Jones Copy Share Image
“She remembered a restaurant she'd gone to in San Francisco, years before. Delfina? That was it. She'd had delicious sourdough bread there,… — Beth Harbison Copy Share Image
“Will you dance for me? Let your breasts roam for a moment -- I need to see how they dance.' 'Okay.' She… — Nicholson Baker Copy Share Image
The news might be single-handedly trying to bring about an environmental catastrophe, which it will then report on. Super injunctions are interesting… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My personality, when tasked with creating meals, goes something like this: Is there a way we can make this more difficult? Because… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
For lunch, it's usually a salad with sunflower seeds, cucumbers, celery, and a lot of vegetables. — JaVale McGee Copy Share Image
The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Adjective salad is delicious, with each element contributing its individual and unique flavor; but a puree of adjective soup tastes yecchy. — William Safire Copy Share Image
There's a salad that I find really underrated, and that's the Cretan salad. — Stefanos Tsitsipas Copy Share Image
Tom Cruise has-we all have-the right to practice how we feel...don't judge someone until they have tossed your salad. — John Travolta Copy Share Image
My father always cooks more polenta than he needs for a meal. The excess he spreads on an oiled surface and chills.… — Yotam Ottolenghi Copy Share Image
Gonzo narrows his eyes. 'How often do you clean that thing?' 'Every night,' the waitress answers. Her smile is strained. 'That's it?… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
I don't think people should be fed mesclun salad and chicken breast. My grandmother would serve grits and oxtail stew at a… — Marjorie Gubelmann Copy Share Image
