For each show, we do maybe 15 versions before it goes on air. So I know every show microscopically. — Scott Raab Air Copy Share Image
Pro Publica distorts the relationship between organizations and their consultants, — Scott Raab Consultants Copy Share Image
A movie is a miracle, even if it turns out to be a disappointment. — Scott Raab Disappointment Copy Share Image
I think there's a core of real anger or misery inside every true stand-up comic. — Scott Raab Anger Copy Share Image
Somebody'll be me, tomorrow or whenever. I've been doing this awhile. My time's limited. I've been doing this awhile. — Scott Raab Awhile Copy Share Image
I said [to my mom], "I want to go to the parachute regiment." She said, "Whew, that's tough. But okay, I understand." — Scott Raab Mom Copy Share Image
If you are the leader, you don't have the right to say things like "Ugh, didn't eat this week I was so… — Scott Raab Bravado Copy Share Image
One of the wonderful things about Portlandia - and I'm not just blowing smoke, although I can blow smoke, but I'm not… — Scott Raab Blow Copy Share Image
I did a thing called 24 Hour Plays, a thing they do every year on Broadway. A bunch of playwrights and actors… — Scott Raab Actors Copy Share Image
I was a section commander in the parachute regiment [in the British army]. — Scott Raab Army Copy Share Image
When you've got kids, it's a big undertaking. It's like doing four movies in a row. — Scott Raab Bigs Copy Share Image
The comics I've talked to have varied styles as stand-ups, but the throughline is that it's the most intense thing they've ever… — Scott Raab Comics Copy Share Image
As a viewer I came of age during a time when cast members were prone to fistfights. So I may be carrying… — Scott Raab Age Copy Share Image
When you do something bad and you know you can do it, only you know you can do it. And do it… — Scott Raab Can do Copy Share Image
In the British military system, there is a very strict chain of command. Americans just want to win, and the correct strategy… — Scott Raab British Copy Share Image
Why would you go anyplace without your iPad? This is the greatest invention. When it gets a little more power, my God.… — Scott Raab Invention Copy Share Image
When we went to war at the Falklands, Buck Kernan had to shake each man's hand as we boarded a boat for… — Scott Raab Boat Copy Share Image
One of the best compliments I ever got was "You know what I like about you? You're smart enough to be scared.… — Scott Raab Cocky Copy Share Image
The first time I learned I could sell myself was when I convinced a wealthy American family to give me a job… — Scott Raab American family Copy Share Image
I remember when I had my show [The Chris Rock Show on HBO], I used to run my show. It was so… — Scott Raab Black Copy Share Image
I watched American TV shows: Starsky & Hutch, Dallas, Rockford Files, Bonanza. And for many summers growing up, I worked on my… — Scott Raab Aunt Copy Share Image
The reason I have managed to get so many shows on television is because I've tried to be authentic. When you're gonna… — Scott Raab Believe Copy Share Image
The number-one show in America on Sundays will be Celebrity Apprentice. Monday nights, The Voice will be number one. Wednesday nights, Survivor… — Scott Raab America Copy Share Image
The Ranger who trained me at the time was [American] Major Buck Kernan, who became Supreme Allied Commander. I hadn't spoken to… — Scott Raab Bucks Copy Share Image
Even if a movie's not a hit, it still has to have something to do with the big thing, which is the… — Scott Raab Big things Copy Share Image
Do I believe the execution will work out? Les Moonves said yes to Survivor based partly upon my show Eco-Challenge. He liked… — Scott Raab Allowing Copy Share Image
A Murphy [Eddie Murphy] movie is like a Sidney Poitier comedy - he's that intensely good... He revolutionized acting. He's literally black… — Scott Raab Acting Copy Share Image
Actors are the neediest people you're ever going to meet. And their relationship to real life, tenuous though it is because of… — Scott Raab Every day Copy Share Image
In the steel-and-glass society that we live in, the value system would be that the lawyer, with the Mercedes and the fine… — Scott Raab Changed Copy Share Image
My mother never criticized any idea I had. She thought anybody could have anything. Even if I was in a poor family… — Scott Raab Company Copy Share Image
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![“I remember when I had my show [The Chris Rock Show on HBO], I used to run my show. It was so hard to get people to bring sketches to me. No one had ever worked for a black person before. Even the black people hadn't worked for a black person. It literally took a month or two for everybody to know…” quote by Scott Raab](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/0d3/scott-raab-19060_black_i-remember-when-i-had-my-show-the-chris_1998393.jpg)
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