Relax, I'll get it. (said to Kato after Clouseau knocks him unconscious) — Peter Sellers Copy Share Image
Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him) I thought you said yer dewg did not bite! Inn Keeper: Zat . . . iz not my dog! — Peter Sellers Copy Share Image
When I look at myself, I see a person who strangely lacks what I consider the ingredients of a personality. — Peter Sellers Copy Share Image
If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am. — Peter Sellers Copy Share Image
Vocal music is an attempt to take the whole human being and project it into space. It is the ultimate gesture of getting out… — Peter Sellers Copy Share Image
I writhe when I see myself on the screen. I'm such a dreadfully clumsy hulking image. I say to myself, "Why doesn't he get… — Peter Sellers Copy Share Image
I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working. — Peter Sellers Copy Share Image
Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject… — Peter Sellers Copy Share Image
Now then, what do we know? One, that Professor Fassbinder and his daughter have been kidnapped. Two, that someone has kidnapped them. Three, that… — Peter Sellers Copy Share Image
