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The president said nothing about the views of government in regard to the possibility of Carolinas seceding. This however was frequently spoken… — John Bachman Copy Share Image
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I was a medium-level juvenile delinquent from Newark who always dreamed about doing a movie. Someone said, 'Hey, here's $7 million, come… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Artists talk a lot about freedom. So, recalling the expression "free as a bird," Morton Feldman went to a park one day… — John Cage Copy Share Image
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Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which… — Tim Conway Copy Share Image
Susan hardly had begun to slow down when Tera appeared from between a couple of buildings and loped over to the car.… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays,… — Casey Affleck Copy Share Image
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I said to myself, Malala, you must be brave. You must not be afraid of anyone. You are only trying to get… — Malala Yousafzai Copy Share Image
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