There are times when you see how ridiculous is this life, how ludicrous it is, you know, leaving your house every morning… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
We're taking part in a divine comedy and we should realise that the play is always a comedy, in that we're all… — Max Hastings Copy Share Image
We confess our bad qualities to others out of fear of appearing naive or ridiculous by not being aware of them. — Gerald Brenan Copy Share Image
Can anything be imagined so ridiculous that this miserable and wretched creature, who is not so much as master of himself, but… — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done… — Gracie Allen Copy Share Image
Don't stop there. I suppose there are also, what, vampires and werewolves and zombies?" "Of course there are. Although you mostly find… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
But my estimates, for instance, based upon book information, were simply ridiculous, fanciful images of African attractions were soon dissipated, anticipated pleasures… — Henry Morton Stanley Copy Share Image
Isn't that ridiculous to show Peter standing at the gates of Heaven with a ring of keys? The doors are already unlocked… — David Berg Copy Share Image
I started Pilates. I'm the only guy in there. They plot before I get there: 'How can we make John look ridiculous?'… — John Stamos Copy Share Image
I'm just a normal mother with the same struggles as any other mother who's trying to do everything at once and trying… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
I'm really pretty ridiculous about how much I work on my music, and I don't look at it as necessarily a good… — El-P Copy Share Image
What caricature is in painting, burlesque is in writing; and in the same manner the comic writer and painter correlate to each… — Henry Fielding Copy Share Image
I'm being given a little bit of credit now as being a viable collage artist, which some people think is ridiculous. Like… — Robert Pollard Copy Share Image
On the return flight from my mother in Florida , I sat next to a businessman who asked me what I did… — Kate DiCamillo Copy Share Image
For a ridiculous analogy, let's take Purple Rain. If you were to put Purple Rain and The Sound of Music on the… — Gene Kelly Copy Share Image
Envy is the most universal passion. We only pride ourselves on the qualities we possess, or think we possess; but we envy… — William Hazlitt Copy Share Image
Who will show me any Constitutional injunction which makes it the duty of the American people to surrender everything valuable in life,… — Daniel Webster Copy Share Image
The thing about humour is that the super-ego is also at play, so what interested me, particularly in the last chapter which… — Simon Critchley Copy Share Image
Men and women ... do you not realize that the State is the worst enemy you have? It is a machine that… — Emma Goldman Copy Share Image
I get out of all of these things that many of these candidates would rather take legislation to build a time machine… — Thomas Roberts Copy Share Image
It’ll probably be brutal, too. They might even feed you to the dog. He doesn’t have a dog. Yeah, well, he might… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
To think of writing poetry as a "career" is not only ridiculous, it's dangerous. To the imagination. To the way one thinks… — Cate Marvin Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it. One day I'm gonna,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
As for the ridiculous fear of making things below one's potential abilities... No, there is the root of the evil. There is… — Eugene Delacroix Copy Share Image
What I had to learn from Kim is how to take more of her advice and less of other people's advice. There's… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
It is commonly said that the Internet is unique in its ability to spread bad information to large numbers of people, but… — Philip E. Agre Copy Share Image
I had a babysitter when I was 12 or younger. I had a big crush on her. She was really spontaneous and… — Zac Efron Copy Share Image
Schwartz would be like, 'Do you get stuff thrown at you every where you go, like in the supermarket? Are people slashing… — Tom Sandoval Copy Share Image
I don't do match cuts really. That's a ridiculous thing to say - I do. But we always explore how we can… — Sally Menke Copy Share Image
I truly believe that women should be financially independent from their men. And let's face it, money gives men the power to… — Beyonce Knowles Copy Share Image
There are these boutique writers out there who think if they are not writing their novels sitting at a bistro with their… — Rick Bragg Copy Share Image
I pulled myself up and told myself to stop these ridiculous thoughts, wondering why it is that we can never stop trying… — Barbara Pym Copy Share Image
This archaic idea - that a woman who is unmarried and childless at 30 is somehow unnatural - will probably always exist,… — Beth Ditto Copy Share Image
Religions are all founded on miracles - on things we cannot understand, such as the Trinity. Jesus calls himself the Son of… — Napoleon Bonaparte Copy Share Image
Therefore, to be possess'd with double pomp, To guard a title that was rich before, To gild refined gold, to paint the… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I find it not just strange but almost ridiculous that people could take a song like the one I was doing and… — Gil Scott-Heron Copy Share Image
There's something vile (and all the more vile because ridiculous) in the tendency of feeble men to make universal tragedies out of… — Fernando Pessoa Copy Share Image
I think it's always funny when you see kids do Shakespeare. When I was at school, I was in Hamlet. I played… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
There's a myth about actors saying, 'Oh no, that's not me on screen at all. I'm just acting.' OK, if I were… — Cary Elwes Copy Share Image
Just because science so far has failed to explain something, such as consciousness, to say it follows that the facile, pathetic explanations… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
