Ridiculous Quotes · Page 22

“I do wish Slumtrimpet could do something about undermining that young woman's sense of the ridiculous.”

— C.S. Lewis

Clary- "How to Come Out to Your Parents," she read out loud. "LUKE. Don't be ridiculous. Simon's not gay, he's a vampire.

— Cassandra Clare

I grew up in the 90s in the time of grunge when if you didn't go on stage in jeans and a…

— Jack White

Unless you are willing to do the ridiculous, God will not do the miraculous. When you have God, you don’t have to…

— Mother Angelica

There are things done under the name of science which are ridiculous. But there is also stuff done which sounds funny but…

— Margaret Geller

There is nothing one sees oftener than the ridiculous and magnificent, such close neighbors that they touch.

— Bernard le Bovier de Fontenelle

“Oh no I know that look. What are you thinking? That this is the most ridiculous declaration of attraction I've ever heard”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

I'm sure there has been something ridiculous [to sign], but nothing springs to mind. You have the usual things like breasts and…

— George Wendt

People are so ridiculous with their illusions, carrying their fool's caps unawares, thinking their own lies opaque while everybody else's are transparent,…

— George Eliot

The left claims that Republicans hate Hispanics, which is just the most ludicrous thing I've ever heard, and the right just claims…

— Raul Labrador

It's Will," she said. "He's being absolutely ridiculous in the dining room." Charlotte looked puzzled. "How is this different from him being…

— Cassandra Clare

I think on a national level your Department of Law there in the White House would look at some of the things…

— Sarah Palin

Between 12 and 14, I shot up a ridiculous amount. The muscles were struggling to stretch and grow at the rate my…

— Gareth Bale

That's through intelligence, not through ignorance, believe me. Because some of the things that they're asking you to do [in the Army]…

— Donald Trump

I'm a very intermediate sax player, but now that Rob Lowe is on my show, I had to cop to him. Like,…

— Nick Offerman

In future, Clarissa," he said, "it might be wise to mention that you already have a man in your bed, to avoid…

— Cassandra Clare

For 18 months, leading up to the November election, I did everything in my power to show how ridiculous and crazy Trump's…

— Hasan Minhaj

As a geologist, I love Earth observations, but it is ridiculous to tie this objective to a 'consensus' that humans are causing…

— Harrison Schmitt

When I was twenty-one, a friend gave me a book called Diet for a New America by John Robbins, which exposed the…

— Gwyneth Paltrow

Science fiction is a dialogue, a tennis match, in which the Idea is volleyed from one side of the net to the…

— Anonymous

The pride of ancestry is a superstructure of the most imposing height, but resting on the most flimsy foundation. It is ridiculous…

— Charles Caleb Colton

Egotism exists everywhere, but it has a different flavor in England, where the tabloid culture goes much deeper. It's just the indulgence…

— Martin Amis

To a man whose mind is free there is something even more intolerable in the sufferings of animals than in the sufferings…

— Romain Rolland

Why did you do it?" I say. "You want me dead. You were willing to do it yourself! What changed?" He presses…

— Veronica Roth

If it's just fame for the sake of being famous, no one even cares about you - and you don't even care…

— Mos Def

“Trying to rewrite the past was a child's game, a pointless, ridiculous child's game no one ever won.”

— Sabrina Jeffries

She told the story, however, with great spirit among her friends; for she had a lively, playful disposition, which delighted in any…

— Jane Austen

The ban on the burkini, which is basically a wetsuit, seems particularly ridiculous.

— Mohsin Hamid

Those things which now seem frivolous and slight, Will be of serious consequence to you, When they have made you once ridiculous.

— Wentworth Dillon, 4th Earl of Roscommon

I believe one day a 'ban on gay marriage' will sound totally ridiculous. In the meantime, I will continue to speak out…

— Ellen DeGeneres

Life and the Universe show spontaneity;Down with ridiculous notions of Deity!Churches and creeds are lost in the mists;Truth must be sought with…

— Mortimer Collins

So many people have bad intentions, so many girls want to hang out [with me] to be someone. I weed those people…

— Paris Hilton

I tried perming my hair by myself in lockdown. It came out looking ridiculous - my hair was so damaged and crispy.

— Nigel Ng

I'm not a very gregarious person. I can't bear attention being called to me in a public place, which is ridiculous in…

— Gabriel Byrne

They have so fundamentally flawed techniques it's ridiculous. They shoot the ball flat. They all stand upright, there's just so many things…

— Rick Barry

The way to deal with superstition is not to be polite to it, but to tackle it with all arms, and so…

— H. L. Mencken

Those who are overreached by our cunning are far from appearing to us as ridiculous as we appear to ourselves when the…

— Francois de La Rochefoucauld

It will do you no harm to find yourself ridiculous. Resign yourself to be the fool you are... ...We must always take…

— Anonymous

I'm not trying to be ridiculous or funny, but it was rather pleasant to find yourself in isolation, in solitary.

— Joseph Brodsky

I'd go around the world with Madonna, I'd go out for one night with... erm... who's ridiculous? Redfoo! Because he is ridiculous.

— Sky Blu