Ridiculous Quotes · Page 23

I know I drive some people crazy with what seems like ridiculous optimism, but it has always worked for me.

— Jim Henson

We know no spectacle so ridiculous as the British public in one of its periodical fits of morality.

— Anonymous

I've been so ridiculous all my life that a little bit more or a little bit less hardly matters now.

— Jean Rhys

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I have…

— Jerry Seinfeld

“How ridiculous and unrealistic is the man who is astonished at anything that happens in life.”

— Anonymous

Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.

— Ashleigh Brilliant

I like wearing things that are a bit off but not in a ridiculous 'I'm wearing a huge hat' kind of way.…

— Edie Campbell

If you think about it, it's the worst stage name that anybody can possibly think of, because it sounds ridiculous, but it's…

— Randy Rainbow

There is nothing by which men display their character so much as in what they consider ridiculous... Fools and sensible men are…

— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I wanted to tell you that I just--I miss you. And maybe that sounds ridiculous--like we barely know each other, but between…

— Tammara Webber

I don't think it's an ethical or moral issue, or even that people are stupid, but I do feel like as a…

— Ian MacKaye

The function of a newspaper in a democracy is to stand as a sort of chronic opposition to the reigning quacks. The…

— H. L. Mencken

I'm sure in the history of Harvard, and the history of most schools, there's been some pretty crazy parties that I'm not…

— Cameron Winklevoss

People understand we have a dependence upon foreign oil. What they do not understand and find incredibly ridiculous is that we import…

— John Shimkus

We aren't safe in our own home, in our own country, and in our own land. For me, it is the most…

— Shibani Dandekar

If you're like us -mothers with an attitude problem- you may be getting increasingly irritable about this chasm between the ridiculous, honey-hued…

— Susan J. Douglas

There are five different ways you can do it. You can do it through not giving them the subsidy that we pay…

— Donald Trump

I believe so strongly in what I do and I practice what I preach! My Dad died at fifty - do I…

— Jack LaLanne

I definitely had one guy come up to me and ask if I knew where to get DMT. He had a crewcut…

— Joe Rogan

It's incredibly arrogant to pick and choose which incomprehensible truths we embrace. No one wants to ditch God's plan of redemption [the…

— Francis Chan

But very early in life I became part of the majority culture and now don't think of myself as a minority. Yet…

— Richard Rodriguez

At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a…

— Chelsea Handler

I never fought, I never learned kung fu or boxing, I never went into these sportif competitions. I wouldn't cross the ocean.…

— Agnes Varda

It was just a wonderful experience, one for the memory book for sure. The sad thing about it was that the picture…

— Curtis Hanson

“Do you think I'm evil?" "Don't be ridiculous." "You've been saying that a lot." "You've been ridiculous a lot. But you're not…

— R.F. Kuang

Ideas that most people derided as ridiculous have produced the best outcomes. Don't do the obvious thing.

— Fred Wilson

We see everything. We see what celebrities buy at the supermarket. It's ridiculous. It's that visibility. I'm confused by this whole celebrity-obsessed…

— Eva Mendes

Here's my take on Instagram: It's so ridiculous that people can go on and play characters, and none of it [should be]…

— Nico Tortorella

It's never been bad or ridiculous. I know who I am and what I've done, and I'm really comfortable with myself.

— Tina Yothers

“But I'd rather look ridiculous when everybody else does than plain and sensible all by myself.”

— Lucy Maud Montgomery

Hey,” he said softly. He moved closer to the bars, pressing his face between them. “I always said you were jailbait, but…

— Rachel Caine

These 3 topics will always generate 100+ comments of irrational/ridiculous people: Taxes, tipping, and spending on weddings.

— Ramit Sethi

Besides, nowadays, almost all capable people are terribly afraid of being ridiculous, and are miserable because of it.

— Fyodor Dostoevsky

[Believers] are but triflers who, when they cannot explain a thing, run back to the will of God; this is, truly, a…

— Baruch Spinoza

Ah, political physics. Someone wins an election and, poof, they are a candidate for vice president. Ridiculous.

— Mark McKinnon

I've been walking to school and trying to figure out what's going on there; some of the production and songs are so…

— Mike Tucker

The sentimental view of anything is apt to be ridiculous, but I feel that I have been unusually sensitive to the issue…

— James Howard Kunstler

“Vincent had ten major ideas every week: three brilliant, five good, and two ridiculous.”

— Jean-Dominique Bauby

I had a vague memory of being that ridiculous at one time. Let he who hath never worn parachute pants cast the…

— Jim Butcher

“I am in a ridiculous humour,' quoth Eugene; 'I am a ridiculous fellow. Everything is ridiculous. Come along!”

— Charles Dickens